Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Thanks For Letting Me View Your Piece of Paper!

Here's an eBay guy selling a poster....

It says ON the ad, "PAY PER VIEW."

So...no wonder this thing hasn't sold. You're not supposed to buy, just enjoy a "paper view" of it.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

TYPO POSITIVE - Bet you Didn't Know CLAM JUICE was so SOOTHING

Death To Spammers

Thanks to the anemic DMCA currently available, and governments around the world being frightened any time GOOGLE declares that "freedom of speech" is behind every bootleg, copyright violation, and piece of spam, there's no law to really put some fear into the scum of the earth.

That includes scum like THIS...who hire idiots and/or bots to crawl all over the Internet leaving spam messages on everything...even newspaper website comments about a missing person feared dead:

There's something about Mayor Bill de Blasio

The Mayor of New York City is in the Capybara family.

KIM KARDASHIAN ENDORSEMENT

Monday, February 17, 2014

She's Rebel..."and she'll never ever be any good."

"...grey sweatshirt and pleated skirt for dinner."

And what did this cow have for dessert?

What's Wrong with this President's Day Tweet??

Very nice, Groupon.

And on their website they continue, calling Hamilton "undeniably one of our greatest presidents and most widely recognized for establishing the country's financial system."

Thursday, February 13, 2014

MAHER NOIR

Here's an update on a previous post...

It's funny how Jay and Dave (and Johnny years ago) simply let themselves go gray.

For some of us, gray ain't funny at all. Especially not if you're supposed to be competing with Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon.

Here's the evolution to the darker sides of Bill Maher.

TYPO POSITIVE - PHOTOSHOP OR REAL?

Say, here's a funny typo from an 1830 book...

Maybe the PREFACE did have this mistake. But...the copy I found of this 1830 book, via the public library, doesn't have it.

Maybe there was an instant second edition done to correct the error?

Maybe. After all, the publisher had to realize he had a raging best seller if only he'd correct a typo. That Peeface...

Friday, February 7, 2014

TYPO POSITIVE: Bob Dylan via the LONDON DAILY MAIL

They call it the "London Daily Fail" for its tawdry text...and typos.

Bob Dylan's Super Bowl ad for Chrysler extolled American cars, but not American beer...

Typo Positive : A Bloody Good EBAY AD