Get your PAUL RYAN CAMPAIGN POST CARDS...

Feel free to print these out and hand them out to your favorite NRA lunatics.

Let's legalize "The Most Dangerous Game." Get out your semi-automatic, and blast away at somebody just walking down the street minding their own business, same way a doe is just nibbling some grass and looking for a buck.

Oh. Forgot. That "game" IS going on every day in America...innocent children, women, and men getting offed by out of control maniacs firing guns...elect PAUL RYAN just to make sure THE FUN NEVER STOPS

MITTMAN & RYAN

Everyone's all a'Twitter (and Facebook) about Mitt Romney's choice for Vice-President: Paul "Who?" Ryan.

As McCain did in the last election, Romney chose to appeal to young, ignorant Tea Party lunatics by picking a totally inexperienced, unqualified, irritating and smug little loudmouth.

The Republican message is: "Yes, Citizens, if you elect Mittman and Ryan, the World Will Be Saved!

McKayla Maroney Wins Silver Medal

It seems that everyone thought Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney was destined to win an individual gold medal. In a routine she'd done so well so often, she made a mistake the left her with a silver, instead.

Everyone wondered how it could've happened. She went on TV with the one person who knew the truth: The Church Lady!

NEIL YOUNG T-SHIRTS

A blogger just posted 20 t-shirts she saw on people at a Neil Young concert.

http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/2012/08/neil-young-t-shirts-red-rocks.php

Funny, I was there, too. The shirts I remember looked a bit different. Here's fifteen of them...