EDGAR ALLAN POE and THE RAVEN and STOOGE

Thanks, Mr. Obama, For Your Concern

Oh, here's good news:

I said it long ago...the only terrorists that could get me to leave NYC are...landlords.

We voted in a 6'6" mayor...to act as a shield.

And not only do we have a baseball team nicknamed The Bronx Bombers...Mike Woodson has just declared that he's re-naming his basketball team The New York Nukes.

We've also hired a guy to poke his head out of a window at the World Trade Center to shout at every passing Muslim: "I wave my private parts in your general direction, you wiper of other peoples' bottoms! You don't scare me! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of ELDERBERRIES!"

Julie Newmar and Adam West get the cover of VAGUE

What controversy?

Anna Squintour, the well known abbatoir of taste, realizes that skinny anonymous models don't sell magazines. So, here's the new issue of VAGUE:

It harkens back to a happier time, don't you think? An era of exotic...COSTUMES. A time when fantasy was fun!

ZAP! POW! WOWEE!

Thanks Anna, for making the dream come true!