Sunday, March 31, 2019

Reverse Racism and a wonder about STEVIE WONDER

Was it that long ago that I bought my copy of "Innervisions?"

Well, yes.

Hell, it was a long time ago I replaced my vinyl with the CD version!

The big song on that album was "Living for the City." That's sit-tay, to you.

There was, of course, a bit of irony in that song, where Stevie says, "New York City, just as I pictured it!"

I mean, could this guy picture what somebody decided he should be wearing?

That's quite a colored shirt, isn't it? He's posing like he picked it out.

But...excuse me.

Is it ok to say COLORED SHIRT?

Shouldn't it be...SHIRT OF COLOR?

Isn't it strange how quickly reverse racism can happen? Say "People of Color" and everyone nods. Say "Colored people" and you'll see head-shaking and glowering.

I wonder whether there's been a change in Stevie Wonder's vocabulary. You know, to reflec' on wutts po-litically correc'

You remember a a few lines of "Living in the City?"

To find a job is like a haystack needle

'Cause where he lives they don't use colored people

Living just enough, just enough for the city...

Hmmmm. Should they, you know, digitally scramble that? Make it into...

Everyone...

"...PEOPLE OF COLOR."

Sure, let's just DO IT, 'cause it's the right thing to do. Do some audio trickery:

"To find a job, it's sure hard for a brother

'Cause where he lives, they don't use peopleofcolor!"

OK, you might have to mash-up the phrase a little, but let's not OFFEND anyone or UPSET anyone.

We all know that this world is NOT full of COLORED PEOPLE.

It's full of...PEOPLE OF COLOR.

Big difference. Go get your tweezer and see for yourself. BIG difference.

You never know when somehow, somebody decides "No, that's offensive, THIS is how it goes," and everybody has to go along.

Could Stevie Wonder get away with saying that he has some "colored people" in his audience? Would he have to catch himself and say "people of color," because somebody somewhere changed the rules?

Keep the faith. One day, somebody's gonna say "people of color" is OUT, too. Because technically, that could exclude albinos, who have no color. That's a technical issue so...I got it...

We'll say "people of technicolor."

When NIPSEY Trends on TWITTER....

NIPSEY.

Just the one word was trending on Twitter.

NIPSEY?

Why in the world would Nipsey Russell be trending on Twitter?

Oh. NOT Nipsey Russell.

Nipsey Hussle.

Who?

I knew Nipsey RUSSELL, of course. Met him, spoke to him on the phone...I somehow doubt that Nipsey Hussell knew Nipsey Russell. But I do hope that the name wasn't just a cash-in but a sincere tribute to an older performer who, as they say, paved the way.

But no, never heard of the guy before he died, which isn't unusual with rappers, is it?

I'm just not UP on my rappers.

How many can you name? You might recall Kurtis Blow, a guy Dylan liked. M.C. Hammer. Kanye. Fitty Cent. Snoop. The Pulitzer Prize Winning Kendrick Lamarr. (Or was that a Nobel Prize. Or did he get a Medal of Honor?)

Usually these guys would be more likely to get the Purple Heart.

OK, TMZ, tell me ALL about it:

Since the Internet always supplies you with more shit to waste your time, TMZ graciously figured if I enjoyed reading about one rapper being shot in the head, I'd LOVE to read these:

Within a few hours, the Twitter-ers who said, "He be shot in the head, that dont sound good" got the bad news.

NIPSEY was trending even more.

That's just a sample. ANYTHING happens, people will race to Twitter to curse, state the obvoius, or show off their favorite REACTION MEME.

Was he a gangsta? A crip? Was he a fine family man and a credit to the neighborhood with his store? Can you REALLY make so much money off rap music that you buy yourself a white suit and a white horse?

When a rapper dies, nobody's ever sure what vendetta, what war, what "shit" went down that caused the end of a Tupac or a Notorious or a Nipsey.

Probably few of the under 30 fans of Mr. Hussle even heard of Nipsey Russell, so it's only fair and logical that those on the other side of the age spectrum never heard of Hussle. The thing is, both sides would insist it's just as well.

I think most people should force themselves to listen to a few of the most popular rap songs, and rap fans might do well to at least tolerate a few minutes of YouTube watching George Kirby, Scoey Mitchell and Nipsey (among othes).

Nipsey was a very private guy, and pretty serious, too. He also protected his mythology, insisting that "Nipsey" was his real name. Perhaps, like the baseball player Pumpsie Green, he really had no idea how he got saddled with the nickname, and so he just took the easy way out and said his mother thought it up and he never asked why.

Like so many comedians, he was a serious guy, and seemed even more serious because his off-stage manner didn't involve being "on." Nipsey wasn't quipsy. I suppose one example of just how serious he was, would be the job he did interviewing Christine Jorgensen for an exploitation record. He does a good, sympathetic job. No joking around. On the liner notes, he is merely credited as "N. Russell." But yes, it's him.

Comedians of the late 50's and early 60's may have played a lot of gangster (not gangsta) nightclubs, but despite the Mafia connections and the rest of it, it's hard to think of any even semi-famous stand-up who got a cap popped into his ass.

Same with singers, and as the singer/songwriters became super popular in the 70's, not a one seemed to have the fate of a Tupac or a Notorious B.I.G.

Cat Stevens, James Taylor and Elton John seemed to behave themselves. At least, there wasn't any gunplay. If a rock star did some shooting up, it was to his own arm.

As for comedians, no, Nipsey Russell lived to a ripe old age.

Redd Foxx never had to recover from a bullet in his butt. Flip Wilson didn't get one in the neck, obliterating a tattoo.

Can we dial it back, you fine, fine ENTERTAINERS?

You don't need to settle shit with a gun.

Just think of how intimidating it was for LaWanda Page to get in your face and squint and say, "Out of the way, you fish-eyed fool."

There ya go.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

RED CARPET QUOTES

Forgot about this bunch -- the Twitter #hashtag game during the Oscars and the rest of the Award season nonsense...

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Mike Tice to become Mike Taco because "This is AMERICA...so...SPEAK SPANISH!"

It used to be a joke. Paul Rodriguez comedy album:

That's Paul, letting an Asian know WHICH foreign language is acceptable in Los Estados Unidos.

It's not such a joke anymore. The Latino population has surged and that attitude is that if a minority has a majority, then they can make the rules.

Disagree and you're a racist, amigo.

Such a racist is Mike Tice, a politician in Texas who forgot, for a moment, that he could lose an election to a Latino, ESPECIALLY by daring to say that English is the language of his country.

Listen, Mike, Texas was stolen from Mexico, so fuck the Alamo, and either return it, or SHUT LA BOCA.

La Boca means MOUTH.

Poor Miguel, he started out like March...a lion. But has gone out like a pussy.

Sorry, Miguel, not good enough. Change your name from Mike Tice to Miguel Taco. Learn to speak Spanish as well as Jeb Bush does. Then keep apologizing for Texas having ANY land that belongs rightfully to Mexico.

See if you can get the wrecking ball to finish off The Alamo.

Que lastima.

Isn't it pathetic that an American politician has to grovel because such a large percentage of the people in his state don't speak English?

Consider this: if you watch boxing, or mixed martial arts, or even tennis, you'll find that athletes from South America or Spain often speak English. When they are interviewed they don't need an interpreter. English is a second language they've been taught. They have a desire to speak English even though they aren't even IN America.

So why is it that immigrants who actually come here won't learn English? Two, four, six, eight years after they arrive, they simply expect Americans to provide translations, including on voting ballots. Unlike so many other immigrants who arrived due to pogroms or famine or war, and have the excuse of urgency in coming here, there's no real reason why somebody in Mexico or Ecuador can't be prepare for a while and at least know basic English at at least a second grader's level.

I took Spanish in junior high. And high school.

In our changing neighborhood, where my father was a general practitioner, he sometimes had patients who were Latino. I taught him some simple phrases ("abre la boca" for example, which in his heavy Bronx accent became "obray la booka.")

Why did I take Spanish? Two reasons. Spanish is a brilliant language. Unlike French, what is spelled is pronounced. Some of that "eau" and "oux" crap. Second, I wanted to communicate with the struggling Puerto Ricans who were trying to learn the language in my neighborhood, but needed some time.

How come there's never been a "TIMES UP" for Latinos to learn English?

Oh, because they are a big part of the population now, and that makes them exempt. That's quite an example of why immigration is a hot button issue now. People are worried that the immigrants will come in and take over. And just trying to communicate the will be impossible unless you learn THEIR language.

At one time, immigrants, include my ancestors, came to America and were grateful. The first thing they did was learn the language. Some people had to learn an entirely new set of heiroglpyhics. People who could only read Russian, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Hebrew...had to squint at a whole bunch of strange new symbols. They somehow managed. So did the French, the Germans, the Dutch, the people who spoke Gaelic or Welsh, and even the Poles, who were stereotyped as "stupid." They ALL learned English. Not a problem.

A big problem for today's Latinos. Why? It wasn't a problem for Ricardo Montalban. Fernando Lamas. Even Desi Arnaz spoke English.

Senator Hayakawa of California proudly learned English, and even tried to put in a bill to make English the official language. He was denounced as a racist. Why? For being proud of his country, and wanting others to do what he did, and show some respect?

Today, with "Google Translate" and all kinds of devices, any tourist can wander around America and speak or type in a phrase and have it converted into English. Why is that so hard for so many Latinos? What's the crapathy? (The crappy apathy?) Why the laziness?

Why let people wallow in their own negativity and their wan cry of, "No, I can not. It is too hard."

Senor Wences, a Spanish Jew, had a catch-phrase, "Is easy for you, is dee-fee-cult for ME." But his little puppet said it in ENGLISH.

Now, you can watch most any TV show and get a Spanish language soundtrack "on the SAP channel." SAP is right. This is SAPPY.

I learned Spanish because I liked the language. George Carlin said it was a beautiful language, similar to the Latin he heard in Catholic church. Maria? "Say it soft and it's almost like praying." I don't like being disrespected or used. Meet me halfway. Don't be in this country for two, five, ten years and not be able to communicate in my language, the language that's supposedly also the language of YOUR country. Maybe make an exception for the abuela, who is to old. But if you're veinte, treinta or cuarenta (20, 30, 40) what IS the excuse? NONE. NADA.

People should be proud of their native languages. Learning another language is a skill. It helps keep the brain healthy. It also can keep a conversation private when you don't want anyone to know you're plotting something. But LEARN THE LANGUAGE OF YOUR HOST COUNTRY. Is that really asking so much?

I find it rather odd that most of the people I know, including ME, do NOT speak the language that great-grandfather spoke. This is especially embarrassing to people with an ethnic last name. They get it all the time: "Oh, so you must speak French. No? Oh, you must speak German? Yah? No?" The answer is, "I was born in America, why am I going to learn a language I might only use if I take a week's vacation to see where my great great grandfather was buried?"

I can think of only ONE friend of mine who speaks the language of her ancestors, and that's primarily because both her parents arrived here as immigrants, and while they soon learned English to open a store and prosper, they spoke the native language around the house. My friend became bilingual. If you have a talent for it, learn a half-dozen languages.

But if you are an American citizen speak English.

If the politician Tice is remorseful because somebody not YET learning English had to speak Spanish to a judge, fine. But the odds are, this was just another case of somebody not speaking Spanish who'd been in America a long time and has no intention of ever bothering to learn English because it's so easy to not bother.

It's a sad irony that all over the world, people learn English as a second language, and most everywhere you go, you can easily find somebody who will speak English. In America? Lo siento...que lastima.

"Intellectual Property? Wuz dat? Don't Ruin our FUN...and our GREED!"

Oh look, somebody is selling a Tayla Harris t-shirt.

Tayla Harris said it was ok, right?

NO. SHE DID NOT.

Well, the company is sending her, oh, at least 10% of the profits?

NO. They felt they were ENTITLED to make money off her and keep it all.

They got stopped?

YES, and they bitched about it.

Most people either don't KNOW what "intellectual property," "trademark" or "Copyright" are, or they don't care. Ask any blogger "sharing" movies, TV shows or music albums and they'll sneer "copyright is copy WRONG."

If you created something, EVERYBODY should be your partner. Like it or not. YOU have to go around protecting your rights, hiring lawyers, sending in DMCA's, and even then, you'll find people who will "re-up" the content you took down, or possibly engaging in a vendetta of pranks and abuse to "get even." OR they'll just sulk about being a victim.

TAYLA HARRIS? Who is she?

She is an Australian athlete.

She was very proud of a photo of herself where she was kicking up a leg, putting all the emphasis on...her athletic ability.

When some snickered that this was just a crotch shot, she went ballistic. The photo went viral.

The photo was news. That's "fair use."

One company decided to put the image on a t-shirt. No, that makes it product.

Whether you use the actual photo, or Photoshop it, it needs to be authorized.

The guy whose company tried to make a greedy killing by knocking off Tayla Harris shirts sobbed and growled and whined about having to cease and desist. Hey, he's just tryin' to make some money, and doesn't Tayla and her league already have enough? Give HIM a slice, and don't expect him to pay any licensing, either!

Copying is NOT creative.

Making money off somebody else's creativity...their INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, is counterfeiting.

What this guy seems to be grousing about, is that he carefully removed Tayla's team name and logo, so the league should not have complained. Their "trademark" or "copyright" wasn't violated, just Tayla's intellectual property. Pretty lame bit of hair-splitting, eh?

Let's put this into American terms. Somebody takes a photo of David Justice swinging the bat for a home run. The NY Yankee logo is Photoshopped off his helmet, and from his uniform. That makes it just a photo of David Justice that can be turned into product and put on a shirt, right?

Except we all know David Justice swings the bat for the NY Yankees. The photo was taken at Yankees Stadium. If they want to use their clout and do a favor to David by taking care of the matter, they can. And should.

There's a reason only one company makes baseball cards. They're authorized. You can't take a bunch of photos of players and start selling your own set.

There's reasons why some celebrities are fierce about their INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. They want to control the quality of what's out there. They want people to know that the t-shirt is not going to shrink, that the dupe photo won't fade, that the alarm clock or mousepad with their face on it will last, and that the image is one that they find flattering. Oh, and yes, they also figure that having made it against all odds, they should be PAID for licensing, and if they choose, the money should go to the charity of THEIR choice.

Somehow, a few morons and greedheads and childlike brats want to think everything should be theirs for the taking, theirs to "share," and theirs to copy off and make a profit on. They are unfortunately enabled by outfits such as Google (who run YouTube) and eBay ("we're JUST a venue") who don't ask uploaders or sellers to provide licensing agreements and, worse, often throw a load of hoops in the path of rights owners.

It's really time for the jerks out there to GET SMART, and for people to exert CONTROL over the KAOS.

Tim Hardin? Who?

Yeah, I sometimes play a #HASHTAG game on Twitter.

I see some stupid test of creativity, and while everyone goes for the obvious...

I play Fred Allen in a Jack Benny world. (For the Brits: I play Spike Milligan in a Benny Hill world).

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

YouTube Hashtag Games - Oh, FUCK Demographics. I'm SKEWING OLD

I know, Hashtag games on YouTube are for Millennials.

As in, "Dude, if there's no mention of COCK in the "Make a Poultry" joke, how am I supposed to laugh?"

Do I really care is somebody PLUCKED UP doesn't get it? Nah. I'm not getting paid anyway.

Who knows who Joanne Worley is?

"Is that a chicken joke?????"

Oh, THAT Joanne Worley.

Let the hipsters blink in bewilderment. Maybe they'll get the idea that they DON'T know everything, and they need to catch up.

Don't GET IT? Go back to watching Stewie and the talking dog on "Family Guy," and digging the genius rhymes of Cardi B.

I did one that is GREAT GRANDFATHER OLD. And one that's just GRANDFATHER old, I guess. Allman Brothers, Easy Beats, B.J. Thomas...all grandfathers by now, or dead.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

GODFREY DANIELS! Who died today?? Godfried Danneels!!

W.C. Fields fans know his famous expletive.

GODFREY DANIELS!

It turned up as the title of a pop culture book (remember when big publishers actually issued them??)

Tributes to Fields' version of "God Damn It" include many a bar-restaurant named for the mythical Mr. Daniels.

The most famous arrived in the 70's, at the height of the Fields revival, owned by two Fields fans, Dave Fry and Cindy Dinsmore:

Today March 14, the sad news that a Belgian cardinal with a similar-sounding name has died, age 85.

"So," you say, "Daniels is a common last name isn't it? Surely there have been Americans named Godfrey Daniels?"

Yes, but don't call me Surely.

I don't have pictures of them but...records show that a

GODFREY DANIELS died in Collier, Florida, 1971.

GODFREY DANIELS died in Leflore, Mississippi, 2001

GODFREY DANIELS died in Battle Creek, Michigan, 2002.

among a few others. And a GODFREY DANIEL died in Saint Louis in 1970.

In 1972, a group called GODFREY DANIEL issued an album called "Take a Sad Song" on Atlantic. Ahead of their time, or maybe behind the times, the idea was to create doo-wop cover versions of current hits, including "Let it Be" (The Beatles song done fairly straight) and "Whole Lotta Love" (Led Zep done with a more comical duet between the bass and the tenor). The musicians were not credit. Some say some moonlighting guys from the Amboy Dukes were behind it.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

"A woman nearly killed? Lemme post a MEME! HAR HAR HAR!!"

What's the story trending on Twitter today?

A foolish woman jumped a zoo fence to get a selfie with a jaguar. Somehow, the jaguar felt threatened.

WHAM. The jaguar lashed out and gave her a few deep scratches before she escaped with her life.

A fairly harrowing video captures her being attended to. Perhaps the most appalling scars on her are her "tramp stamp" tattoos visible above her ass.

What would YOU do if you read about this news on Twitter? TWEET a stupid REACTION meme? No, because you're not an IDIOT. You're not like these two, among others...

Everybody's a comedian, huh? This is how you push up the number of your FOLLOWERS, because there's no shortage of shit-for-brains who have no sense of humor, and keep laughing any time there's an animated gif of somebody doing a SAY WHAT expression.

No, I don't really give a damn how many followers I have on Twitter, y'all, so I have not, and I will NEVER post a REACTION meme.

Know wuttum sayin'? PEACE OUT.

Doing Stupid Stuff on Twitter

OK, I must fess up and remind folks that I sometimes have nothing better to do than GOOF on TWITTER.

I can't help it because...I'm being GOADED.

Almost every day, somebody posts a HASHTAG game. Since it's sort of "good practice" to "stay in shape" with ad-libbing, and being creative, I sometimes...can't resist.

For example, (or, por ejemplo, as we say in America) here's what I came up with for one game.

The game was to "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" a band. Or a musician. Yeah, who comes up with these ideas? And who joins in, for FREE, and knocks off a few Photoshop images...

Lo siento. I literally took a few minutes to reply. Not once, not twice, but four times. Look, I do NOT get my kicks watch re-runs of "Friends" or "Big Bang Theory" so I do have a little free time...and besides, sob, I will NEVER forget DON PARDO...

Monday, March 4, 2019

RUMI for one more, HONEY...

Tiresome isn't it? That friend of yours who is constantly quoting RUMI to you? Always with a little after-thought like, "I just LOVE him."

Maybe you got a link to a YouTube video featuring the earnest pimping of Prince Ea? It IS what it IS.

A daily MEME. Or horoscope. Or a weekly YouTube affirmation. It reminds me of six words from Weird Al Yankovic:

STOP FORWARDING THAT CRAP TO ME.

Even the supposed intellectuals at PBS have given over an hour to some dire Wayne who will give a cocksure and confident lecture on why you should buy his books to get the FULL story.

How do you like YOUR fanatic? Wide-eyed new age babbler? Bible-thumper? Somebody who quakes or rolls on the floor, or just knocks on your door with pamhplets?

Someone I know keeps telling me about Abraham Hicks. I thought, ok, I'm open minded. Who IS this fucking charlatan asshole?

Turns out that he doesn't really exist. You know, like God.

(Oh, let's be open that. You never know when you might step into a foxhole.)

It's actually ABRAHAM-HICKS.

It's more of a business name, like Merrill-Lynch, Jacoby & Meyers, Trump-Pence.

Mmmmm, MONEY! Take a look at the best-seller list and you'll of course find THE BIBLE, and "The Secret" (also available on DVD) and coming up VERY fast, THE KORAN (check for alternate spellings). Check out who is making the most money via telemarketing on TV and you'll find a whole bunch of evangelists. Most stick to a well-worn script, but there was also Gene Scott, who was with the Assemblies of God, but became a lot hipper than Jerry Falwell or Jimmy Swaggart, and by the 80's was broadcasting sermons 24 hours a day on his University Network and via cable TV. The "shock jock of televangelism" married what some insist was "an adult entertainer" who worked under the name Barbie Bridges. She took over from Gene when he died, and prefers to be called Pastor Melissa Scott. But I digress...

The Abraham-Hicks website has a store. They will invite you aboard a cruise if you have the money.

According to the website, "Abraham is a name. A symbol. A feeling. Evocative-yet simple-like we want our names to be."

Now you know.

And what exactly is the philosophy here? Is it that some Jew got nailed to a cross and is now watching every move (and bowel movement) you make...and especially likes it when you do something anti-Semitic?

Is it that some child molester who never wanted anyone to draw a picture of him is ok with others killing people in his name because they don't believe in him? Is it some inventor of magic underpants? Some other religulous huckster? Or a non-sectarian Barnum? How about just some corrupt nasty bastard who tells the followers, "Kill for the love of KILLING!" (Isn't it a shame nobody screens "Gunga Din" anymore? But you know, we can't have people denigrating a fine, fine religion that believes in killing.)

Well, the synopsis of the Abraham-Hicks teachings is right there on the opening page of their commercial website:

THERE's yer 10 Commandments, Batman. What would you prefer? Surely not BREAKABLE rules like the ones Moses supposedly brought down from a mountain. (Not the Catskills).

Proceed at your own risk, knowing "Abraham Hicks" isn't a person, and Abraham-Hicks is more of a business name, like Merrill-Lynch or Smith-BaBarney.

It's a money-making concern that recycles concepts that were tired and boring when Rumi, Confucius and Kahlil Gibran wafted them onto vellum via magical ink. Jim Jones. Jim Bakker. L. Ron Hubbard. Joel Osteen and his "Ministry." We all need stable businessmen to believe in. Religious leaders? No, businessmen, because they expect you to INVEST in what they say. In some cases, they expect your whole life savings.

What do these religious leaders ever give back? Well, Rev. Moon had a chain of fried fish fast food places.

The important thing, as Zig Ziglar or Tony Robbins would tell you, is to make sure to have a lot of product. Oh, and when you recycle your platitudes, follow the lead of Prince Ea, and keep it simple, stupid. Remember, stupid people might throw down a ten dollar bill thinking it's only a one.

And if you're stupid, you're good enough and smart enough to believe in a very nicely gift-wrapped empty box. And Golly, if you do, that Minister, that Ph.D "doctor," that Reverend, that "Prince" will LIKE YOU. You might even get a personal BLESSING.

And now a commercial message:

More people have listened to "Desiderata" by Les Crane than "Deteriorata" by the National Lampoon.

Understandable. People who choose heroin, alcohol or meth aren't going to sit around watching Marx Brothers movies or the Three Stooges. A few people have written books about laughter being the best medicine, but not everyone would rather "laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints." But let's get more serious than Billy Joel:

"Krishnamurti said I'll set you free. Write a check make it out to me."

That's a line from Warren Zevon. Some follow his lyrics, or Dylan's, but generally without the solemn slavishness of daily affirmation-quotes.

Self-help and religious feverishness is quite different from mere practical advice. Norman Vincent Peale is not Dale Carnegie. The caves of ISIS are not the halls of Harvard.

As Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night is all right." That was practical advice more than a religious doctrine. He also said "God is a concept by which we measure our pain." Which may be akin to people who constantly talk about God are pains in the ass.

It is nice when people share what works for them and think it will work for others. Just take the price tag off, first.

Friday, March 1, 2019

BEN KALLOS - or, HOW LIBERALS MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES

Tell me, Ben Kallos, when we talk about EQUALITY, and how NOBODY should be ridiculed or stereotyped for their RACE or their GENDER, how are these two images different?

They both look like white guys dressing up in GARISH STEREOTYPE that is offensive.

Why do it? Why, especially, do this and say it's a GOOD thing for CHILDREN?

Put it another way: does anyone want a Drag Queen working in the Public Library? Being a bus driver? A bank teller?

NO. Why? Because it's INAPPROPRIATE. There's such a thing as "the privacy of your own home."

We don't have nudists delivering the mail. We don't have Walmart greeters in S&M regalia. And we protest when idiots march in KKK outfits and NAZI outfits and spread a message of hate.

We say "It's sick in the head to hate blacks or Jews or Catholics or Muslims. We don't care HOW you became sick in the head. CUT IT OUT."

As Bill Maher's said often enough, the Democrats are wimps. They don't get it. They bend over backwards to anyone and anything. They cave in and look weak, ridiculous and clueless in the name of political correctness. Whether it's opposing the death penalty for child murderers or defending the right of a terrorist to come back to the country she vowed to destroy, the DEMOCRATS make it way too easy for the Trumpies to trumpet.

The latest example of Liberal assholery is Ben Kallos proudly spending taxpayer time on "DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME" for children.

What is the point of bringing a drag queen to a children's library?

And what goes on in the library toilet? Is she going to hoist her dress and show that SHE has a DICK and can use a urinal just like any boy in the boy's room?

If not why not, what's "inappropriate" about it? It's just a lesson in biology, right? Anything goes, right?

That's how the Trumpies trumpet the stupidity and dangerous myopia of Liberals and Democrats. And I registered as a Liberal, and when the party collapsed, I became a Democrat. It's MY people who are looking like ASSHOLES.

Liberals always had a whiff of hypocrisy. Phil Ochs said they were "10 degrees to the left of center in good times, 10 degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally."

Well, hypocrisy is part of human nature. So is being stupid. So is bending over backwards for idiocy.

It's common sense to simply state: whatever mental quirk you have sexually, KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM. We do NOT need drag queens in libraries reading to children, any more than we want infantilists doing it, or S&M devotees. Kids don't need to know that spanking can be a GOOD thing. There's a reason why we have R-rated movies, and why we PROTECT CHILDREN.

OK Benny Boy, who is NEXT to read stories to the CHILDREN at a New York Public Library, in the name of diversity? How about THESE GUYS?

There are kiddie books explaining how some kid has "two fathers" or "two mothers." But is that really enough? Is that reality? THESE two guys are reality. They march in parades. They have pride. So 10 year-old kids should know about this, right along with drag queens.

How about a DRAG KING? Surely children at a New York Public Library should be exposed to somebody like this:

And since an eight year-old or a ten year-old might still wet the bed once in a while, why not bring in THIS guy to read a story or two?

That's ABL -- Adult Baby Lifestyle. Shouldn't children stop being innocent, and learn all about diversity?

How about bringing in a hunter, to explain why it's fun to shoot a bird out of the sky? That's his lifestyle.

How about the guy who clubs baby seals, or sets traps in the woods so that an animal has to gnaw off its own leg to escape? Diversity, Benny. Some people LOVE fur coats.

Lord knows, the people who LOVE fur coats were BORN that way.

The people who go to a dominatrix for games that end up bloody were BORN that way.

Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, Son of Sam, Richard Speck and Mark David Chapman were all BORN that way. So let's show tolerance. Let's have "story time" in which we teach children about these people. You can't start too young with this stuff.

What we want is tolerance. Yes. Don't make fun of the black, the Jew or the transsexual.

At the same time, we don't want BLACKFACE or JEWFACE or DRAGFACE. ANY of that is questionable, even on Halloween. Megyn Kelly got fired for wondering if Blackface was ok during Halloween. Kenan Thompson on "Saturday Night Live" shouted "NO, it is NOT ALL RIGHT, even on Halloween!" So that would also mean dressing up as a Hasidic Jew with a giant fake nose? And it would mean stereotypical, grotesque DRAG?

Charles Pierce didn't call himself a "drag queen." The very term is insulting. A question might be if "female impersonator" is all right. RuPaul didn't quite dress up in the grotesque style favored by so many of the contestants on "Drag Race," the ones he rejects and tells to "sashay away." Real women don't sashay. Real Jews don't shout "Oy VEY" all day and real blacks don't speak like Willie Best. It was an irony that some of Jimmie Walker's cast members on "Good Times" resented and fumed over his stereotypical behavior, but the money was too good for them to walk out in protest.

You want to argue that these two are "celebrating" women, then I argue that Ben Kallos should stand in front of a library and proudly salute a free screening of Al Jolson in "The Jazz Singer."

It seems that "intent" and good intentions aren't enough, and there's ZERO TOLERANCE for what was once considered sympathetic, or just some kind of joke (in the case of certain scenes in Marx Brothers and Laurel & Hardy movies and Warner Bros. cartoons).

Intent. Al Jolson wasn't intending to make fun of blacks. As a minority member himself, that would've been furthest from his mind. Similarly, when Billy Crystal imitated Sammy Davis Jr., his intent wasn't to make fun of Sammy's blackness.

And yet, look what happened to the white woman who "identified" as black, and had a deep tan, and colored her hair. She got fired and remains a pariah. Her intentions were good. She wasn't talking like Butterfly McQueen in "Gone with the Wind." But she was OFFENSIVE.

It would be one thing if the Liberals and the Democrats said "it's ALL permitted," but they don't. Kallos would be the first to declare "blackface" to be despicable, right? But here he is, PROMOTING drag queens to children.

"Some Like It Hot" was a situation comedy. Two guys had to hide from being murdered, so they went into costume. Not drag. Costume. "Tootsie" was a situation comedy, too. But there's nothing funny about DRAGFACE, when the intent is to promote a stereotype of women as nothing but bubble-headed dress-up Barbies, especially when it's broadened (pun intended) to include effeminacy which is a blatant in drag as a Stepin Fetchit accent would be for somebody doing Blackface on Halloween.

As a Liberal Democrat, I'd be the first to tell the rednecks to put down their clubs and their torches and NOT hassle the black man, the Hasidic Jew, the Muslim woman in the burqa, or the gay couple who moved into a house and are trying to live their lives. These people are what they are.

But somebody in a KKK outfit, in Nazi regalia, or someone putting on a Jew nose and a Star of David, or somebody mincing around making fun of how women make themselves up and dress? I'd say "educate these people on when, if EVER, it's appropriate." And in most case, the answer would be NOT AT ALL.

We are getting bewildering mixed messages about race and gender these days. We're getting a lot of hypocrisy, too. It's doubtful that Ben Kallos would be smiling and standing next to a "Drag King," a woman in a motorcycle outfit and a black mustache and sideburns, waving a tire-iron and smoking a cigarette, and saying, "This is the guest who will be reading to our children in the Public Library today."

One rule for one type of stereotypical offensive behavior and another rule in some other case? Look at the top picture. BOTH are offensive, but it would only occur to Ben Kallos to promote the garish image of the DRAGFACE and not the image in BLACKFACE. And that's wrong.

BEN KALLOS the Congressman - WHAT A DRAG he thinks it's ok to insult women

There are so many problems in the area of Manhattan where BEN KALLOS governs.

Churches are being knocked down for monstrosity skyscrapers. Supermarkets are being forced out because of high rent, and a walk on almost any block will show you empty storefronts. Phony psychics (there's no other kind) chain A-Frame signs on city lampposts and everyone shrugs (including Kallos) that there are no "laws" to clip those signs and remove them.

But, hey hey hey, let's have DRAG QUEENS come to the NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY.

That's a great use of taxpayer money and Ben's time. What a lesson it teaches us: that women are second rate and laughable.

BLACKFACE? Hey, Fred Armisen, no Obama impression allowed. Hey Billy Crystal, no Sammy Davis Jr. impression allowed.

YELLOWFACE? Nobody but an Asian should EVER play an ASIAN!

DRAGFACE?

DRAGFACE?

It's ok for idiots to dress up grotesquely as women on Halloween, or at parties year round, or in public and nobody's offended?

Why is it ok to make fun of gender but not race?

You know what DRAG is. It's the equivalent of MINSTREL BLACKFACE.

Shall we compare?

It's either ALL offensive or NONE of it. You either declare "freedom of expression" or you don't.

Right now, a man once called "The Greatest Entertainer in the World" is unknown to almost anyone under 40: Al Jolson. Why? Because, out of sympathy and because the Minstrel tradition still existed, he blacked up. He sang "Sonny Boy" and "Mammy" with sincerity, not mockery. He was joyful in singing "Oh Susanna" and "Let Me Sing and I'm Happy."

ALL or NOTHING AT ALL.

Megyn Kelly got fired for suggesting that MAYBE it would be ok to do Blackface at Halloween. Say, imitate Michael Jackson. Wear a super hero "Black Panther" plastic mask. Dress up in a leather skirt and be Kanye. NO. She got FIRED.

But Ben Kallos, who would NEVER stand next to a white man playing Charlie Chan in a neighborhood theater production, and NEVER stand next to a Michael Jackson imitator (even from his own Democratic party), stands cheerfully with a drag queen, and it's all aimed at children.

That's right, kids. And you know what's really good? You little boys, if you go to the men's room, and there's a DRAG QUEEN in there, don't be afraid. Let's learn the lesson of not profiling somebody who is so mental they have to dress up as the opposite sex in public.

We're not talking about a transsexual who IS or is transitioning. We're talking about a transvestite. Drag.

Would BEN KALLOS be standing next to a man in a diaper? "Hey kids, look, here's an Adult Baby. He's an INFANTILIST. He enjoys having a crib at home." How about a dominatrix in her finest leather: "Hey kids, she beats the crap out of masochistic males. Can you say...MASS-O-KISSED?"

When do we talk to kids about adult sexual problems?

Don't kids grow up fast ENOUGH with R-rated movies and the Internet?

Is BEN KALLOS going to tell kids that it's OK to weather a leather mask and terrorize people, as long as the people aren't killed? How about Freddie Krueger? Isn't it fun to be scared of a burn victim?

Would BEN KALLOS invite an actual burn victim to talk to the kiddies at the New York Public Library, so they learn not to be scared?

No, that might be traumatic. Let's book a DRAG QUEEN instead.

It's either ALL offensive or NONE of it.

Or is it? Funny, we make exceptions. Maybe our handsome young Benny is just making an exception because he's so gay-friendly, and bending over backwards for the gay vote. Excusable, no?

Here's an exception: you can be Black or Puerto Rican but play a White Founding Father in "Hamilton," and have the founding father jump around babbling rap songs. That's OK. Casting calls for the show can even say "No Whites Need Apply" and that's ok. You can have a black woman play Joan of Arc, too.

Some would call that reverse racism, but it's just, oh, affirmative action.

NOBODY is standing up for Al Jolson, or saying radio's Amos and Andy were funny and didn't tell hate jokes, or that the old 78rpm recordings of Minstrel songs didn't urge lynching (45's on "Rebel" record labels in the South have done this).

In a slight twist, the Cleveland Indians retired their mascot. SOMEBODY decided it was a caricature and offensive:

Again: REDFACE is out. BEN KALLOS wouldn't stand next to somebody portraying the Cleveland Indians mascot, or invite that person to talk baseball to the kiddies.

DRAGFACE is ok? When the purpose is to stereotype women and mock femininity?

I don't happen to think Fred Armisen did anything wrong. Or Darrell Hammond when he played Jesse Jackson on SNL. Or Billy Crystal. I also enjoy Warner Oland and Sidney Toler as Charlie Chan or Peter Lorre as Mr. Moto because they played their roles with dignity. I think Charles Pierce and Craig Russell were sincere and verged on comic genius when they impersonated Bette Davis or Mae West. They were satirizing certain women, NOT ALL WOMEN.

But if we're going to be politically correct, then it's ALL or NOTHING.

If we're going to be sensitive and be concerned about offending people, then it should apply to ALL people.

I don't think Ben Kallos would campaign in Chinatown wearing yellowface, or campaign in Little Italy speaking like Chico Marx. This guy didn't show up with the drag queen and ALSO put on drag. Gosh, why not, Ben? You'd make a CUTE WOMAN, and what's offensive about pretending to be what you're not?

How convenient it is, the way BEN KALLOS and others "interpret" what's offensive. On EBAY, for example, the "OFFENSIVE MATERIALS" rule means you can't sell a KKK item or a Nazi item, but it's ok to create a photoshop image of Emma Watson being raped and in bondage. The only way it would be removed is if Emma Watson's lawyer sent in a DMCA.

Here's a twist. It wasn't OK for a DRAG QUEEN to impersonate a BLACK WOMAN:

In this climate, BEN KALLOS can't find something better to do with his time?

He's a lawmaker who can't get together with his pals and write laws to prevent more monstrosity buildings from blocking the air and light from a residential district? His Upper East Side should NOT end up looking like the Wall Street caverns of darkness and greed.

His office ignores emails about other local issues. He shrugs that it would require writing a law to allow the police or sanitation to clip shyster Psychic A-frame signs from public property...and HE WON'T DO IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK.

Right, a lawmaker doesn't have the time to get a law passed, but he can smile next to somebody making fun of women.