"The cab driver sees a freakish ad for JELL-O Pudding and loses control of his car."
or
"Asian cab driver becomes enraged and tries to ram a racist ad that he claims perpetuates stereotypes about funny-looking people from the Orient."
Yes, I took the photo, but the image is too insidious for a mere caption. First point: cities are ugly enough without bus shelter ads that are ugly, stupid and nauseating.
Second point: Jell-o Pudding IS nauseating. That's why you don't eat it anymore. That's why nobody over five eats the crap anymore. It's only toddlers who will eat pure sugar, and will even put feces into their mouths if they aren't watched. And Jell-o pudding looks like a turdy pile of excreted slime.
The very name "pudding" is disgusting. It sounds like something on the toilet seat. "Would you clean the pudding off there?"
Jell-o bribed Bill Cosby to do ads for them. Cos may have said, "Enough! Get real, people. Your product is vile, unhealthy, and 3 out of 5 kids in America are overweight!"
Who needs Cos. Get Photoshop and an anonymous kid. Find a witless minimum wage clod in an ad agency to come up with a slogan in minutes and charge 100 billing hours: "Get Your PUDDING FACE On."Huh?
You're supposed to contort your face because your sadistic parents won't serve you pudding otherwise?
Or, after eating this shit, you're supposed to be HAPPY that the chemical reaction has turned you into a plastic surgery victim patched together after a dog bit your lips?
The advertising world is sadistic, big food companies are irresponsible, and there's certainly something sickening about eating pudding and having your mouth crease into some kind of giant ass crack.
Paging Bill Cosby, to say: "SAVE YOUR FACE, KID! Do NOT consume nasty, feces-like, over-processed JELL-O PUDDING. If you keeping eating that stuff, your Pudding Face will be PERMANENT. How would you feel about walking around like that forever?
FRIGHTENED!"
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