Neil Young - Waging Heavy Peace

DANG...you really can't trust Pirate Bay, Kickass, or the other illegal torrent sites.

They don't always give you the real movie, music album or book.

I downloaded a PDF of Neil Young's book for my Jeff Bezos-approved KINDLE-BOOK-STEALING device. But all I got was...

WHY VOTE FOR ROMNEY AND RYAN?

Because it'll be like a friggin' SITCOM...

FRUCTIS? YOU MEAN...FUC'T-DIS

Yes, I did think FRUCTIS was a strange brand name for shampoo.

For a cleaning solution, it did sound...kinda DIRTY

Here comes the new issue of ROLLING STONE, with a series of full page ads...and we see just how un-subtle the name FRUCTIS really is.

FRUCKED UP, huh?

Talk about yer subliminal advertising!

The girls are so obvious in posing with this phallic bottle, there's no reason for me to even Photoshop anything.

These FRUCTIS girls...substitute a dildo for the bottle, and you could imagine the photos being in a porn mail-order catalog. In fact the average photo of a woman holding a dildo is not nearly as prurient as the FRUCTIS poses with the bottles!

So what are these models actually saying in these shampoo ads?

"Ay, see dis bottle? I FUCT-DIS!"

Or, "You like dis babe? FUCDIS!"

I hear the company is doing so well, they'll be coming up with a body wash called FRUCTITS.

Huffington Fluff and Katie Couric's a Cougar

Google News wanted to link me to THIS article at Huffington...with a poorly phrased headline...

Republican Larry Craig would tell any interested gay, the best place to find a seat...is to move your foot around under the stall next to you, while sitting on a toilet seat.

Meanwhile, the Daily News tried to tell the world that Katie Couric is not a cougar. Except they weren't so convinced. A Freudian error...and why pay for proofreaders for anything on a mere Internet news website?