FRUCTIS? YOU MEAN...FUC'T-DIS

Yes, I did think FRUCTIS was a strange brand name for shampoo.

For a cleaning solution, it did sound...kinda DIRTY

Here comes the new issue of ROLLING STONE, with a series of full page ads...and we see just how un-subtle the name FRUCTIS really is.

FRUCKED UP, huh?

Talk about yer subliminal advertising!

The girls are so obvious in posing with this phallic bottle, there's no reason for me to even Photoshop anything.

These FRUCTIS girls...substitute a dildo for the bottle, and you could imagine the photos being in a porn mail-order catalog. In fact the average photo of a woman holding a dildo is not nearly as prurient as the FRUCTIS poses with the bottles!

So what are these models actually saying in these shampoo ads?

"Ay, see dis bottle? I FUCT-DIS!"

Or, "You like dis babe? FUCDIS!"

I hear the company is doing so well, they'll be coming up with a body wash called FRUCTITS.