Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Bernard Bragg...goes quietly, at age 90 - the last great Mime

"Bernard Bragg was a joy to behold..." N.Y. Times critic Clive Barnes wrote.

Primarily known for his stage work, some out there might remember him from a brief educational TV show called "What's New." Aimed at kids, and loaded up with fairly dry informational segments, the program was livened by mime moments from..."The Quiet Man."

Yes, he appeared as you see him above, in the traditional mime variation of "clown white," a mask that helped him create so many vivid characters and portray so many emotions.

"The Quiet Man."

That's how Bernie Bragg was billed. He had appeared in some of the hipper coffee houses doing some mime at the time. Some had no idea HOW quiet he was. He was born deaf.

Bernard Bragg died yesterday (September 27, 1928 – October 29, 2018). I wish I could've let him know how much I enjoyed his book, "Lessons in Laughter," which I only caught up with a few months ago. Let a few other people tell you what a great book it is:

"Astonishing! An unexpected insight into one of the most talented performers - deaf or hearing." MARLEE MATLIN.

"Bernard Bragg is my talented wonderful friend and colelague. I am thrilled that his storytelling now lives in print."

"Lessons in Laughter is tres interessant. I encourage everyone to read it." MARCEL MARCEAU.

Like my friend Marcel Marceau, Bernard Bragg was Jewish. His struggles with both his deafness and his Jewish identity, as portrayed in the book, are "tres interessant" indeed. The book moves on to explore his vast career, which really kicked off when Marceau invited the young actor to come to Paris and study with him. Bragg and Marceau may have worn "whiteface" but were comfortable working without it. While, rather justly, mimes have gotten a bad reputation for being very annoying, it's only because they lack the art of the masters. They rely almost completely on "whiteface," and on the cliche of face-making and very basic and stupid actions that kids can follow but don't really want to.

The "art" of mime looks easy, but it isn't. Only the great masters could do it...Keaton and Chaplin, and later Red Skelton and Jerry Lewis, and the most artistic and acclaimed stage performers Bragg and Marceau. I once sat in on a class taught by Marceau. There were about 20 or 25 students standing in front of the master, and he lectured them on...how to hold an imaginary tea cup! You would think this would take a minute. No, it was a very intense ten minutes, at least, as the master showed what to do, how to do it, the wrong ways to do it...and then he repeated as he watched the class try to imitate what he'd done. Holding the tea cup even included the right stance for the legs! He was VERY serious about all of it.

Bernie Bragg, who settled on the West Coast, can be seen on several YouTube videos amusing his friends at parties. He always had a smile on his face, and he seemed quite able to communicate via lip-reading as well as sign language. With his masterful and expressive talent, he, like Marceau, found receptive audiences all over the world. Language was no barrier. He appeared in solo shows, as well as in plays that could be adapted for his talents. It is unfortunate that stage stars are not as well known as the ones who appear more often on film or TV, but anyone who saw him on stage, or has gotten a glimpse of him via the surviving video footage, is fortunate indeed. We sometimes find a performer who can incorporate great flexibility of form (Dick Van Dyke) or face (Jim Carrey), but these are getting harder and harder to find.

Like Bach and Beethoven, Marceau and Bernard Bragg set a high standard, created limitless work in a limited form, and have left a legacy that makes them so CLASSIC, there is no competition.

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Megyn Kelly, you should know, NOT ALL MINORITIES ARE TREATED EQUALLY

Here's an uncomfortable truth:

If Megyn Kelly had mused, "Hmmm, I remember when I was a kid and everybody played Cowboys and Indians. I guess even now, they sell Halloween costumes where you can dress up as an Indian...." NOBODY would've objected. Some might've cheered, "GO REDSKINS!!"

Some guy slapping on red paint and a Washington Redskins jersey? Fine. Just FINE. Somebody with a paper mask and an Atlanta Braves jersey, grunting a war chant and doing the "Tomahawk Chop?" ADORABLE.

"Yellowface" is just a complaint Asians sometimes make, when they gripe about old Charlie Chan movies, or any time a Caucasian appears in "Flower Drum Song" or "Miss Saigon." They aren't taken seriously. Megyn Kelly would not have gotten complaints or lost her job if she mentioned that some kids dress up as Charlie Chan or Fu Manchu or a Geisha...even if they're WHITE. Ah so....

How many Christians are dressing up as SHYLOCK, a legit character in Shakespeare. Or just chortling "OY OY OY" and "Don't come near me with BACON" while wearing THIS perennial favorite?

Any complaints from the Jews? The Jews know how futile complaint is. It's like, "Please, don't scream about sanctions against Israel or call it apartheid when Arabs live there. Please don't overturn our loved ones graves. Don't say the Holocaust never existed. Don't sucker punch an Orthodox Jew for wearing a "funny" outfit when it isn't even Halloween."

Hell, the Indians know how futile it is to say "Would you go back where you came from and GET OFF OUR LAND?"

Blacks can moan that they were put into slavery by a few misguided Southern states...and not mention all the white people killed during the Civil War to change that...but the Redskins? Shut UP, Redskins, YOU don't know poverty as you sit on your reservation. YOU don't know discrimination. YOU don't know what it's like to be so disrespected that you were beaten, killed, and rounded up to live on land nobody wanted and left to rot.

Meaning, Megyn Kelly picked on the wrong minority. The POWERFUL minority. The one that can make somebody lose their job for making an observation, asking a question, or starting a debate about something. DAMN you Megyn Kelly.

If Kelly had suggested that DRAG QUEENS are an insulting stereotype against women, and an utter mockery, she also would've been fired. Gays are a powerful minority that way, too. However of Kelly had jokes about how ridiculous it is for adults to wear diapers, or to pay to be spanked, nobody would say "Fire her...we were BORN this way."

Intolerance is tolerated by a whole lot of people whose feelings DON'T MATTER.

Fat shaming is no longer allowed. But ageism? Sure, go ahead. Make fun of anyone with gray hair. Make fun of the way old people speak.

Halloween is a time to laugh at old people. There are version of the "OLD LADY" outfit which include a cane or a walker. HA HA HA. How FUNNY it is for a little kid to learn to disrespect her elders.

Megyn Kelly would not have gotten a peep of protest if she told the world she'd bought an "OLD LADY" outfit for a niece to wear. Awww, so CUTE:

The question here (and you can't FIRE me for it) is WHY is it that SOME minorities get action when they complain and SOME DON'T?

We live in a land where NOT ALL MINORITIES ARE CREATED EQUAL?

Thursday, October 25, 2018

"DEAR STONE COLD RACIST AMAZON.COM...ABOUT THE OBAMA MASK..."

Today NBC cut Megyn Kelly loose. She remarked that maybe on Halloween it might be ok for kids to dress up? Maybe? She was just throwing it out there like any ad-libbed malformed notion an air-headed blonde might make.

Do you have to go RAMBO on her white ass, NBC? Or were you just looking for a reason to dispose of a low-rated non-entity making $10 million a year. Or more?

Let's table Megyn Kelly (take that any way you like) and move on to a bigger, much more outrageous racist: JEFF BEZOS, CEO of AMAZON. Have you seen what AMAZON is offering for Halloween??

GOD ONLY KNOWS the number of STONE COLD RACISTS who have worn that mask in the past decade! STOP THE MADNESS!

It's time for the FBI to seize Amazon's files, and determine EXACTLY HOW MANY WHITE PEOPLE BOUGHT THE OBAMA MASK.

Blackface, is NOT ACCEPTABLE. Not now, not ever, and if it was in the past, then ERASE THE PAST.

Still looking at YOU, Jeff Bezos! (HE BE RACIST. First thing you do when somebody is racist is start talking and writing in EBONICS. THEN...go after them with torches held high). AMAZON doesn't only sell OBAMA masks. How about THIS:

Al Jolson in BLACKFACE.

Jolson, once called "The World's Greatest Entertainer," dressed up in a naive age, and tried to humanize black people. Imagine. He sang of their suffering when he recorded "Old Black Joe," and "Mammy" and "Sonny Boy." He wasn't making fun of black people. Not intentionally. His audiences weren't laughing uproariously at his sorrowful tearjerker songs. But hell...

FBI, it's time to CHECK AMAZON RECORDS and go after EVERY WHITE PERSON who owns a copy of "The Jazz Singer" in VHS, LASERDISC or DVD.

This be history? No, this be RACIST SHIT. Jolson's name has been ALMOST effectively wiped out. Few people know who he is anymore. Even record albums where he's not in blackface are tainted. AL JOLSON never happened. Like The Holocaust.

While President Trump tells us that skinhead Nazis are "nice people," and while people march around wearing swastikas, and they howl at cemeteries about how "God Hates Fags," and while the Washington Redskins play before cheering crowds...it's important to be vigilant about stereotypes relating to one race. We must be vigilant about ONE word, and that word is not KIKE or WOP or FROG or LIMEY or SPROUT BASTARD FROM BELGIUM.

However...

Once the OBAMA mask is removed and "The Jazz Singer" banned, we can proceed. Bert Williams MAY be a historic name in Black History, but we'll put an end to that. Williams was Black, and appeared on stage in blackface. Decades later, Pigmeat Markham did the same thing. He felt it accentuated his features and he used it even in the "Chitlin Circuit" performing for all-black audiences. ERASE these guys from the history books.

And then...maybe start going after the rest of the racists.

The Marx Brothers movies, ALL of them, can certainly be banned. CHICO MARX was NOT ITALIAN.

No more Warner Oland or Sidney Toler "Charlie Chan" movies, or Peter Lorre as "Mr. Moto." SAYONARA, "Mr. Moto."

"Incredible Hulk" Halloween masks need to be removed...or ONLY sold to children whose faces are really GREEN.

Got the idea?

DRAG is exempt, as always. Gays who consider a vagina to be almost as bad as a landmine, can certainly continue to dress up and mince around in the most garish stereotypes of womanhood imaginable. Nothing wrong about THAT. Some, this year, are no doubt going out on Halloween claiming to be Megyn Kelly. Ha ha.

Lastly, let's hope that periodically we can all VOTE SOMEBODY OUT OF A JOB.

Isn't that a fun idea?

What do people enjoy more than screaming "FIRE HIM!" or "MAKE HER RESIGN!"

Whether it's Louis C.K., or Al Franken or Kevin Spacey or Woody Allen or Geoffrey Rush...if you said something, did something, touched something, made an awkward request...or if somebody accuses you of something...GET LOST. FOREVER. NEVER WORK AGAIN. LEAVE THE COUNTRY. SHUT UP AND DIE.

Nothing makes people feel better about themselves than seeing somebody else lose their job.

In these times, which mirror the days of Adolf Hitler and Joe McCarthy, it's EASY to make somebody jobless. (An exception would be the excellent Judge Kavanaugh, who had the right blend of whimpering, sniffling, and bellicose bellowing about how entitled he was to sit on the Supreme Court and make sure women have no rights anymore.)

Let's make it EASIER to get somebody fired. To make somebody lose everything for having an opinion. While Bill Maher has actually invited controversial people with strange or stupid and CONSERVATIVE views to be on his show, let's not take HIS example. Instead, go the route of Hitler and McCarthy.

Surely, President Trump will pass a law by which every year around election time, we can all submit a write-in ballot of people we'd like to see FIRED. People we want to see DEPORTED. Ball up these papers and toss them into a giant hot-air balloon, and then pick, oh, 100 out for execution.

HA HA HA! "We un-crinkled this piece of paper, and YOUR name is on it. You have 30 days to GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY, and, unlike illegal aliens, we are going to MAKE SURE YOU STAY OUT. And you...YOU are simply FIRED. We'll call you a VIOLENT SEXUAL PREDATOR. Now see if you can get another job! Ha ha ha, you're gonna change your name, move to Kentucky, and subsist on government cheese till you DIE."

All of this intolerance and paranoia will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Megyn Kelly - tell the "WHITE BOY" not to wear that Black Panther Halloween outfit. YOWZA!

Today is bash Megyn Kelly day.

Apparently Megyn Kelly ad-libbed a remark. Really, all TV personalities should write everything down in advance, and have it approved by the U.N., NAACP, ADL, Major League Baseball and even NAMBLA.

Since I have NEVER been up early enough to watch "The Today Show," and have NEVER watched this Kelly woman earlier in her career, all I can do is what Will Rogers did; believe what I read in the papers. And hope it's not fake news.

Kelly remarked that "blackface" for Halloween was ok when she was a kid, and might be ok now. If a kid wants to dress up as somebody white, black, Chinese or Native American, and pretend to be somebody else, it's being done out of respect (one would think). Al Jolson sang "Old Black Joe" to sympathize with the plight of the Southern slave, not to get a laugh. Sidney Toler played Charlie Chan and accentuated with Confucius-like wisdom of the character. Was it that unusual to see a black kid in a Batman mask or wearing a Superman outfit?

Kelly SEEMED to be acknowledging that it's not always "racist" for kids to play dress-up on Halloween.

Megyn's problem is she was talking about a privileged minority, ENTITLED to be OFFENDED. Black people. Obese people. Gay people. PAY ATTENTION. Italian people, Jewish people, Native American people, Old people...not so much. Some people will tell you their pain is better than yours.

Anyone objecting to the Halloween costumes were little kids can dress up as somebody OLD complete with a WALKER?

Anyone objecting to anti-Semitic professors giving speeches claiming the holocaust never happened? Nah, that's free speech!

Jews have 2000 years of persecution all over the world, and 8 million destroyed in World War 2, and anyone wearing a yarmulke could be sucker-punched on the street and it won't even be called a hate crime. That's NOTHING compared to Black suffering, right? Native Americans had the entire continent to themselves and were pushed off their land. That doesn't mean anything compared to Blacks being made slaves in the South. NOBODY fought a Civil War over Indian rights to their land, but whites were slaughtered fighting in the Civil War. So what's the deal? Jews and Native Americans aren't going to riot in the street? Black suffering is more poetic than Jewish suffering or Native American suffering?

The Swastika can be spray-painted all over a Jewish cemetery and it won't be front page news anywhere. The Washington Redskins is still a team name in the NFL. But some woman on a TV show mentioning that it's not always "racism" if some kid wears a costume...and she's being "schooled" and there's the "FIRE HER" trolls striking their matches.

Megyn Kelly is a woman. Dressing up like a WOMAN is just fine. Nobody's shouting sexism, nobody's shouting "that's offensive." "We make her paint her face and dance," sang Mr. Lennon in a song whose title I can't even QUOTE here. But guess what, DRAG QUEENS paint their faces and dance, and mock women and behave in ridiculous stereotype ways far more offensive than Jolson singing "Mammy," and it's OK. Because GAY is a privileged minority and if they make fun of women, because they are disgusted at the thought of having sex with one, well, WE UNDERSTAND.

I had a gay friend who used to quip that the female genitalia "looks like an industrial accident." Guess what he did for a living. He edited a men's magazine. Yes, a Penthouse-type magazine. He wasn't the only gay editor of a hetero men's magazine either. After all, a straight guy looking at spread shots all day could be exhausting. To a gay editor, or a female editor, it didn't mean much. I was in this guy's office one day, and he asked me favor. He had several sets of "girlie" slides to go through, and wanted to not only pick a delicious dish for the centerfold, but do a headline about how, uh, "edible" she looked. We stood over the lightbox and he said, "Is that a pretty vagina?"

I gave him a nod. He was sure, but not completely sure.

But I digress.

We live in strange times when Megyn Kelly has to apologize for suggesting it might be ok for a kid to wear a "Black Panther" super hero mask on Halloween, even if he's WHITE. But no drag queen would get into trouble for dressing like Megyn Kelly for Halloween, or for simply going out in ridiculous, stereotypical, completely ludicrous and misogynistic drag.

Beware WHITE BOY, this outfit isn't for you:

It's interesting that "WHITE BOY" is not considered an offensive phrase. "Play that funky music, WHITE BOY."

Let's hear from Al Roker on his colleague:

Al said that Kelly owed an apology to "people of color." But not, of course, to "colored people."

Let's make a clear distinction about THAT. In the world of hypocrite, in the world of loopy, in the world of insane, "colored people" is an insult and "people of color" is a compliment. "People of color," you should know, are NOT "colored people."

HOWEVER, nobody is taking "Living in the City" off the radio because Stevie Wonder had a line about "colored people" in there. And there's still the NAACP, the last two words being "colored people." But maybe the ought to apologize to AL ROKER for not changing their initials.

Isn't AL ROKER the spokesman for all black people?

No, of course not. That would be the guy who went on Bill Maher's show to "school" him that "NIGGA" (not "NIGGER") is an acceptable word IF spoken by a black. "We OWN that word, only WE can use it." He was, of course, a spokesman for all black people, including the ones who think that "NIGGA" is just as detestable and ignorant as "NIGGER."

Then again, we have President Obama. He laughed and thought it was hilarious and inoffensive when a black comedian congratulated him for becoming President: "You did it, MY NIGGA."

The President of the United States is some pudgy cable TV black comedian's "NIGGA." Did Putin know that?

And did the black comedian realize that Obama's mother is not a "NIGGA" at all? She be a WHITE GIRL. The kind that can be insulted by any guy who dresses in drag. Ah, but it does get confusing on HOW you can be PC or NOT PC.

Old-timers remember that Mort Sahl used to end his act by saying, "Is there any group I haven't offended?"

He once joked that a black organization was criticizing him: "How come there are no blacks in your act?" He once remarked on Dick Cavett's show that there was conspiracy among homosexuals to deny work to straights, and that it was damn near impossible for a straight male to get an opera or a ballet produced. Mort Sahl once had regular work! "Just kidding" or "I'm an iconoclast, I attack everyone" didn't work when it came to letting him work.

One thing we see in social media, especially from the current President, is a delight in being OFFENDED and in NAME-CALLING. It's just specialized. Megyn Kelly is just one of the latest to find this out.

Currently there's a rage on social media over Trump's notion that only certified (via DNA or chromosomes) females can use a ladies room. This was challenged by all the transvestites who say "If you identify as a woman, you ARE a woman." However, you might remember the woman who "identified" as black. HOW DARE SHE. She was fired from her job, ridiculed on social media, insulted and condemned. How DARE she identify as black. If this was a GUY who identified as FEMALE...NO PROBLEM.

And so, as Megyn Kelly sinks slowly into her chair, cringing and crying and waiting for her 15 minutes of bigotry-shaming to blow over, we can all take heart that the Washington Redkins still retain that name, Drag Queens can still prance around ridiculing women (and dressing as Megyn Kelly for Halloween) and that anyone saying "colored people" rather than "woman of color" will stand on the unemployment line.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

"YOWZA...is just fine, MY NIGGA!"

TIME Magazine (October 8 page 8) announced that the "OFFICIAL SCRABBLE PLAYERS DICTIONARY" has ok'd some new "legal words.

One of them is OK. It's now OK to use OK. It's also finally all right to use "zen," and also "judgy" (a coy way of saying you're judgmental). You can get away with "frowny" too (adjective for somebody who doesn't smile much). You can toss an E atop a W and tell the world "EW" is a real word, a cry of disgust. EW!

You can also slap your tiles down and spell...YOWZA.

Really? Nobody knows the origin of YOWZA? That it's a racist imitation of how slaves in the South said "Yes sir?"

When da massa said DO something, the reply was "Yassir" or "yeah suh" or "YOWZA." Or even "YOWZA, BOSS."

Ignorance is such bliss. Because of utter ignorance, even the most agitated of Black leaders isn't objecting to "YOWZA." How bizarre is that?

You'd think there would at least be some debate over it, like the use of "NIGGA," which some insist is perfectly fine. Even President Obama grinned when ex-Comedy Central host Larry Wilmore cheered at a correspondents dinner, "You did it, My Nigga!"

Hell, that was spin doctored into a great moment in history, and an example of BLACK PRIDE, y'all:

Well, yes, we're all proud that a black man became President, so we're also willing to forget about his white mother.

We can also forget about "YOWZA" being, at best, a cherished example of how COLORFUL the coloreds were to white people. Except nobody is showing Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer," and anyone in blackface for Halloween will lose their job, if they have one.

I did a quick check of the Internet to see what the leading dictionary sites had to say about YOWZA, and it turned out, very little. My own paperback "Dictionary of American Slang" and "Slang and Euphemism" paperbacks didn't have it at all.

OK, the Internet is not known for literacy. Millennials are now more important than even ISIS or RED CHINA, and what they care about or DON'T care about really MATTERS. If there are any old black people who recall "YOWZA" with distaste, well, they're old. Irrelevant. "YOWZA" is fun to say. It's not restricted, like 'NIGGA,' which Bill Maher can't say, or any other white guy, even if he gave a million bucks to Obama's campaign.

How many out there have heard "YOWZA" cheerfully exclaimed as if it was just some 20's slang word like "Hotcha?" I think the last time the word was notably used in a film was "They Shoot Horses Don't They," when the mc played by Gig Young, kept shouting it like Ben Bernie. Ben Bernie was a famous bandleader in the 20's. He would often say "Yowzah, chil'en..." which was NEGRO DIALECT. Another bandleader, Harry Richman, was using the more conventional "Yes SIR!" to show enthusiasm. My father told me how Richman would say it all the time, with enough of a lisp that it sounded more like "Yeth THAH!"

So, is there ANY reference ANYWHERE that pointedly tells us that "YOWZA" or "YOWSA" is as bad as "SHO NUFF" and other phrases denoting the ignorance or subservience of Blacks during the days when Amos and Andy were popular radio stars? Well, if you forage around in the library you're sure to find a few books that will tell you about it. And...well, well, what have we here?

I have a record on the Cadet label from the late great Shel Silverstein. The track is called "YOWZAH." More a recitation than a song, it goes like this:

As we know from the WASHINGTON REDSKINS, and the bewildering re-spelling of "NIGGER" as "NIGGA," and how people "reclaim" bad words and "own" them ("BITCH" is awfully popular with some liberated women, referring to THEMSELVES), words can be flexible. Put letters together and they can form just about anything in a Scrabble game, ok?

OK is OK. And now, for the ignorant, so is YOWZAH.

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Kim Burrell Calls Homosexuals "Perverted" - Well, "God hates the sin."

Kim Burrell the "I See Victory" singer, is being defeated on social media.

Ever heard of her? Ever heard the song? It's a duet with Pharrell from the movie "Hidden Figures." Ever heard of the movie? She's scheduled to sing it on the talk show "Ellen," which stars everybody's favorite cute lesbian. (Everybody's favorite un-cute lesbian, Rosie O'Donnell doesn't have a talk show at the moment).

Whistle blowers were quick to alert the world to something preacher Burrell said during her last sermon:

First off, I'm sure there are some pervs who got excited hearing or reading Kim's remark. Whatever floats your filthy boat. "You are a woman and will shake your face in another woman's breast, you are perverted."

Ooh, tell me more, Kim. I've been SO NAUGHTY! By the way Kim, "shake your face in another woman's breast..." I have a lower view of what makes a lesbian climax.

Anyway...gays are naturally upset to be called PERVERTED. They would insist they're only QUEER.

"We're here and we're queer" is ok. Being "perverted" isn't. Do you suppose that's a bit like a rapper calling himself a nigga but not a nigger? And would Kim Burrell find either of those latter terms "perverted" or not?

The bigger picture, and an x-rated one, is that most EVERYONE is perverted. If they aren't, they're doing it wrong. Just go flip through your Dr. Ruth. Go check "Joy of Sex."

After all, Kim Burrell is suggesting that a man should not "take a man's penis" in the face. (The mouth, actually). BUT...most good Christians would say that it's also a sin for a WOMAN to "take a man's penis" in the face. Let's not forget that Lenny Bruce was arrested for using the word "cocksucker." So was George Carlin. Many strict interpreters of The Bible (or Koran) find something in there that's anti-oral sex. It might fall under the category of not wasting seed.

What a "sin" may or may not be, has been interpreted and re-interpreted. It was a "sin" to eat meat on Friday. I'm referring to actual meat, and not the slang.

As to "perverted," well, gays will insist in the Lady Gaga anthem: "BORN THAT WAY." You're BORN gay. They have no proof of this, though. Like olives, it may be an acquired taste. You rarely see campy, effeminate boys, after all. Do they take that turn because they weren't born that way, but have developed societal issues? God only knows.

"God hates the sin," says Kim Burrell. Quick to distance herself from gay-bashers, the full quote is:

“I love you because God loves you, but God hates the sin."

How she knows this for a fact, well, that brings up the REAL problem here: RELIGIOUS FANATICISM.

You simply can't argue with the Westboro Baptist lunatics, or Kim Burrell, or the followers of Isis. They all are convinced that there is a God, and this God has given them all the rules and truths. Oh, and if they break the rules, they will be forgiven. And if they don't follow "thou shalt not kill" whether it's a fly, a chicken, or a human, that's ok, too.

We all know that there have been homosexual priests and pedophile priests, and lesbian nuns. There are politicians who openly complain about gays, but have gay sex. Let's just say the sex drive, in general, is easily "perverted."

My question is why deny the obvious? Isn't "50 Shades of Gray" about perversion? At one time oral and anal sex were considered absolute perversions. Are you going to insist that you're BORN with a turn-on for leather, spanking, pantyhose or bondage? Babies wear diapers, and then stop, but SOME are into "infantilism" and find diapers a turn-on. Were they BORN that way? Isn't it a fact that some people find anything "forbidden" a turn-on? Isn't it perverted to enjoy watching violent movies?

For a long time, obscenity was defined as appealing to "prurient interest." This, however, could be anything from upstart views on a subway to mud wrestling to twerking.

The Golden Rule is "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Some would like to get done in the face by their own sex.

A Platinum Rule might involve one simple word: TOLERANCE.

Have TOLERANCE for other people, especially if they aren't doing you any harm. Have intolerance for terrorists or noisy neighbors. Anyone talking loudly in a restaurant, whether in drag or not.

Pharrell, Kim's duet partner, Tweeted "I condemn hate speech of any kind." Except, Kim Burrell isn't saying she hates gays. She just thinks they're perverted. She forgives them, up to a point. And she apparently thinks they can be cured. They don't want to be. Maybe because they're enjoying being perverted.

Pharrell also Tweeted: "There is no room in this world for any kind of prejudice. My greatest hope is for inclusion and love for all humanity in 2017 and beyond."

I'm not sure Kim Burrell is prejudiced. Would she refuse to sit next to a gay, the way prejudiced whites refused to sit next to blacks on a bus in Selma, Alabama? "Prejudiced" may be the wrong word.

As for Pharrell's hope "for inclusion and love for all," well, not everyone would want to see their bank teller dressed in drag, or their school teacher wearing fishnets and a bustier, or a woman topless at the beach. There's such a thing as keeping certain activities private. Why? Because when "all is permitted" and nothing is forbidden, then where's the turn-on?

Thursday to perform their duet “I See Victory” from the movie “Hidden Figures.”

WRITER is the N-WORD of the WORLD

I trust "N-word" is ok. We all know what the word is, but depending on who is glowering at you, either NOBODY can use it, or only The Chosen People can.

Recently Bette Midler was Chicken-Shitted (or Twitter-Verse Squawked or Social Media Trolled) for reminding people that the most oppressed people on the planet were and still are WOMEN.

This goes back to one of the rare songs credited to both John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

The idea was to tell the truth in a gripping, if not shocking way. What's the most notorious word in the English language?

Would that song have been as powerful if it was "Woman is the SHIT of the world?"

How about "Woman is FUCKED in this world?"

How about "Woman is the CUNT of the world?"

There are people who want you to feel sorry for them and who want you to think they've got the market cornered on suffering. The Kardashians will tell you about Armenian genocide, right after dropping their panties and showing their gigantic asses.

Blacks will insist that for the past 250 years, no group has suffered more than they have. Gays will point to how at this very moment, homosexuals are thrown from rooftops in backward parts of the world, simply lynched or shot in civilized countries, and sucker-punched on the street.

Jews? Oh, you know THEM. They insist there was something called a "Holocaust." They've been thrown out of every country they've built up with their scientists, writers, lawyers, accountants, chemists, comedians, writers and simple hard-working farmers. The one place they call their spiritual home, Israel, is the ONLY country on Earth declared "apartheid" by Dizzy Desi the Toot (Desmond Tutu) as well as Patti Smith, Peter Gabriel and Noam Chomsky, among others. "Get thee OUT of ISRAEL, you JEWS!"

You name the people. They can qualify for being the N-Word of the World, or at least of their locality. That includes the Coptic Christians in Egypt. It includes women and children in Nigeria who can't escape Boko Haram. It includes those who suffer "ethnic cleansing" by Russia or North Korea or others.

And so, I trust, WRITER is the N-WORD of the WORLD can be submitted for your approval, or your denial.

We writers may have a new martyr in Jamal Khashoggi. Just how long his martyrdom will be news, I don't know. Just what "repercussions" the powerful country of Saudi Arabia may suffer, is considered "slim or none."

Writers who tell the truth, and who challenge safe perceptions with their humor, their cartoons or their fiction, can easily get a price on their head (hello, Salman Rushdie) and have that price CASHED IN.

Anyone ever heard of Sushmita Banerjee? Hell no.

People have heard the protests that not enough Blacks were nominated for a fucking Academy Award one year. Her death, not so much.

The Redskins still play in the NFL, and nobody seems to remember that the White Man did much worse to the Red man than the Blacks. With the Blacks, half the country protested and were willing to get killed to abolish slavery. Nobody was willing to give their land back to the Indians.

Blacks can travel all over the world and not necessarily encounter as much suspicion, hatred or abuse as gays, Jews or women. Blacks have an entire gigantic continent for themselves, where all they have to fear are other Blacks, such as Boko Haram.

NOBODY has a monopoly against suffering and persecution. White doctors donating their time and expertise, without borders, to people of color in obscure parts of the world never returned to their loved ones.

A writer can get on a plane, be identified by his credentials as a reporter, and viewed with such suspicion that the local police or Army is alerted when the plane lands, and he is hauled off for questioning. Perhaps lethal questioning.

And few really give a damn about writers, whether it's war correspondents or whistle blowers risking their lives, or people who want to share a point of view via a cartoon or a short story. Have we forgotten the explosion at the Charlie Hebdo office?

Did anyone who mentioned Jamal Khashoggi add up a few other names, including the Wall Street Journal's Daniel Pearl?

Today, the Pulitzer Prize can go to just about any asshole who plays the "Diversity card." At one time, it was reserved for people who really achieved something unique. One of those was Webb Miller, who wrote vividly about the execution of "Bluebeard" Henri Landru. Throughout his short life, he made history come alive with his talent for using words. He covered the Spanish Civil War, the Italian invasion of Ethiopia, Mexico in the days of Pancho Villa, the raid on the Dharasana Salt Works in India when it was ruled by the British, and yes, he covered World War One and World War Two.

Webb Miller's memoir was titled "I FOUND NO PEACE."

He sure didn't. At the start of World War Two, he was in in London, documenting the destruction caused by Hitler's relentless bombing of Great Britain. Perhaps he angered a Nazi spy or two living in London, because one night, he mysteriously was thrown from a subway train and killed. With a war on, and a lot of other priorities, nobody bothered to try and investigate who was on that train that may have been involved.

Besides, he was just a writer. There are always more of them.

Yes, there are more of them, and to use a Phil Ochs phrase, "too many martyrs" among them. An irony is that Phil was a topical songwriter who often tweaked the noses of politicians with his protest songs and satires. One song noted the apathy of such activity: "I guess it wouldn't interest anybody, outside of a small circle of friends." Bob Dylan once sneered, "Phil, you're just a journalist." Bob would go on to write "Hurricane," a powerful protest song, so maybe Bob changed his mind. This was after Bob made sure Phil wasn't part of the "Rolling Thunder Revue." In fact, the song was released after Phil hanged himself.

Writers have often met death at their own hands. These days, others do it for them. Quite often.

The only thing that will stop WRITER being the N-WORD of the WORLD is when they can't make a living anymore, and news is reduced to Tweets that may or may not be "Fake News," and that get re-written from staffers at NEWSER and HUFFINGTON PUFFINGTON as they sit safely on their butts in mommy's basement.

Sushmita Banerjee? She was killed in Afghanistan by the Taliban. Her book "Escape from the Taliban" had a lethal coda.

Daphne Caruana Galizia? She was blown up in her car. The only way anyone might know it, is if they are fans of Meryl Streep. Google Meryl Streep and you might find the open letter she wrote about Galizia:

"....We need to protect, defend and thank the current crop of journalists around the world because they, their scruples and their principles are the front-line defences of free and informed people. We need the brave ones out front picking through the field ahead of us for landmines so we don’t step on one, or elect one....

“Journalists today, investigative journalists, and especially female journalists, are vulnerable and come under a special scrutiny online. They must vouch for their stories, put their names on them, and as a result they attract the cowardly, the bullies, the brotherhood of bots and their easily aroused armies of haters....

The last words written by Galizia were: "...“there are crooks everywhere you look now, the situation is desperate.”

Daniel Pearl was working for the Wall Street Journal in India, when he began investigating the "shoe bomber," Richard Reid, the Brit who converted to Islam. Pearl was kidnapped while in Pakistan, and the men who grabbed him announced "this cycle will continue and no American journalist could enter Pakistan."

A video of his last moments was circulated under the heading "The Slaughter of the Spy-Journalist, the Jew Daniel Pearl."

In the video, Daniel said "My name is Daniel Pearl. I'm a Jewish American...My father's Jewish, my mother's Jewish, I'm Jewish."

But he was beheaded because he was a writer.

Friday, October 12, 2018

The NY POST and the creepy UK SUN - When "Real News" becomes FAKE NEWS

Two UFC fighters, bitter enemies due to ethnic differences and name-calling, were not about to shake hands after the fight.

In fact, when Conor McGregor tapped out, there was a melee which saw him and a member of his entourage punched. The guy who won? He leaped over the cage to also try and get at a McGregor team member.

BUT...take a look at the photo.

WHY does it look like these two fighters have embraced after four rounds of fury?

In small gray letters, you might notice the word "composite."

SOMEBODY Photoshopped this image. WHAT FOR? It would be too much effort to pay for two photos? Or one photo where the fighters were in combat?

Why be FAKE NEWS and make the casual viewer think that these two guys respect each other?

WHY do that when the whole after-story of the event was how out of control everyone was after the actual fight ended?

It seems that more and more, the NY Post and the NY Daily News are borrowing copy AND tactics from sleazy UK rags like The Sun and the Daily Mail.

What happened to JOURNALISM and INTEGRITY? Donald Trump can legitimately claim that even so-called "legit" newspapers dabble in FAKE NEWS.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

"NEWSER" the Millennials' Garbage Website of Regurgitated near-Plagiarism stale "NEWS"

You're on a page of "aggregate" news headlines. Yahoo does it. Bing does it. Google does it. Help yourself, click whatever lurid item you want and you're taken to...

Most often, NEWSER, which seems to put all their money in NOT hiring reporters, but re-write hack asshole Millennial dipshits who simply suck up quotes and spit them out (with attribution of course).

Get it? If you write for this shit website, if you READ this shit website, you're a "NEWSWER."

Which is like being the kind of asshole who spends his life playing video games, and calls himself a "GAMER."

Typical of the Upchuck Journalism, this thing today:

Somebody gets a byline and a photo for...quoting ("PER") TMZ (what a great source) and Hollywood Reporter. For re-writing stale news already found elsewhere.

Did this nitwit go to school?

"Hey teacher, duuuuude, here's my report. My research is I went to GOOGLE and got three or four links, and used what I found. Can you give me an A for this? I'm gonna go to the University of Phoenix, online school to get my degree, duuuuude. I don't want to waste too much time getting a headache by thinking for myself, ya know. I'm a SKATRBOY and a GAMER and that takes up most of my time, duuuude. Then I will become a NEWSER..."

The choice of the Troyer article to represent NEWSER is appropriate isn't it? Today's NEWSWER is the MINI-ME of journalists. Or to be short about it, reducing the world to byte-sized semi-stolen nuggets, and reporting on its more lurid failures, is just SAD.

Who is legally blind, Bill Cosby or Radar Online's proofreaders?

Radar Online, which gossips about anything "juicy" has mentioned that one of Cosby's accusers from 2008 is going forward with an attempt to take him to court.

What's that legal term?

Maybe Radar quoted the lawyer correctly, and the lawyer just made a Freudian slip. He intends to "dispose Cosby" by deposing him? A lawyer for some chick who hangs around the Playboy Mansion batting her eyes at celebrities just might be even less bright than she is.

Monday, October 1, 2018

Peter Gabriel, Patti Smith, Julie Christie and other Nazi sympathizers who hate Israel and love HAMAS

It's sad when supposedly sensitive, intelligent rock stars (of which there are so few) act like a witch-hunt mob.

How can you urge people to BOYCOTT one particular country, Israel, and stay dead silent on the apartheid and abuses in North Korea, in Russia, in China, in Syria, in Nigeria, and so many other places all over the world?

Why single out Israel? Because it's the JEWISH state. The Jews, the people who have heard "get thee out" for over 2,000 years, are hearing it about Israel, their homeland.

An irony here is that Israel is not just the Jewish homeland. It is important to Christians. Pat Boone, a great student of The Bible, wears both a cross and a Star of David. He put lyrics to Ernest Gold's movie theme for "Exodus." He heard the music, wanted to sing it, discovered there were no lyrics, so he wrote some: on the back of a Christmas card.

If Israel was destroyed, and put in the hands of the Palestinians, would the "Holy Land" sites for Christians be blown up? The Coptic Christians of Egypt have found their churches burned to the ground. So let's not suppose Christians would have an easy time in an Israel divested of Jews and re-named.

Who are among the antisemites who are part of something called "Artists for Palestine?" The list of the more recognizable names is below this:

How INSANE and INTOLERANT is this? Many Bible scholars will tell you that the land IS Israel, and it IS the Jewish land. Jesus Christ was a Jew. His legend inspired Christianity, which obviously did not even exist before Judaism and "The Old Testament." How INSANE AND INTOLERANT that the list of flashy rock stars and other celebrities seems to involve mostly Christians?

Do they really think "Conflating nonviolent measures to end Israel’s illegal occupation and human rights violations with anti-Jewish racism is false and dangerous?" One word: HAMAS.

Check with the Weisenthal Center. They will quote you the number of times Palestinians have provoked and attacked innocent and unarmed Jews. They and others will tell you all about their terrorist tactics. When it comes to TERRORISM, do you declare it's ok for a good cause? That a Jewish child, a Jewish girl, should be blown to bits because of an Arab's brand of religious fanaticism?

The fact is, the sandbox we call the Middle East is loaded with hotheads. The sun is beating down and broiling their brains. The Israelis can be pretty aggressive, but they don't resort to terrorism. They are certainly the most reasonable bunch out there, unless you know something about Iran and Iraq that nobody else does.

Among those who "signed" off on the ridiculous witch-hunt to boycott Israel and harm its innocent people: Jarvis Cocker, Musician
Brian Eno Composer, producer
Peter Gabriel, Musician
Massive Attack, Band
Cat Power, Musician
Patti Smith, Musician, poet
Roger Waters, Musician

You know Roger Waters...the guy who wears pseudo-Nazi leather and armbands, and has flown a pig balloon and said some extremely antisemitic things. He dismisses it all by insisting he knows some Jews and doesn't spit on them or harm them. Maybe he's even nice to them. But the Jews in Israel, he is certainly on record as wishing harm. Boycotting Israel to the point where the citizens suffer, and are forced to emigrate? Roger smiles about that.

Granted, this is a very small list of crackpots, and there are dozens of other musicians who disagree and have played concerts in Israel. But look at that bunch. Most of them write lyrics that are considered "poetry." Patti Smith and Peter Gabriel in particular are admired by critics for usually being on the proper side of any debate on human rights, and any view of humanity. They might not be vegetarians, like McCartney or Morrissey, but they don't display a great blood lust. And yet, they would have Israelis starve to death.

Think about that. Sanctions against Israel (and not North Korea, Syria, Russia, China etc.) The idea is to punish the people of Israel, for their voting choices. Should America be sanctioned because Trump is President? There are millions who didn't vote for him. Who are apolitical. They should suffer?

When John Lennon simply stated that for young people, The Beatles were bigger than Christ, he and his band saw vengeful mobs breaking their singles and albums and tossing them into the fire, like the bigoted loonies did to "witches" in Salem. Should those who disagree with Patti Smith, Peter Gabriel, Jarvis Cocker (leader of Pulp...whose song "Common People' was covered by the Jew William Shatner)...should they boycott the concerts of these artists? Should I smash to bits all the Peter Gabriel albums I own? Deny his genius in music and lyrics because he's got a moronic, dangerous view on one particular country and its people...a point of view that can easily be described as antisemitic?

Israel is not apartheid. It has a large population of Muslims and Christians, and welcomes anyone to visit the sites that are important to their faith. By contrast, there are countries in the Middle East that refuse to even allow a Jew to play in a tennis tournament, and who stand by while Christian churches burn.

Why aren't these musicians enraged by what goes on in Nigeria, where Boko Haram murders and rapes women?

The list includes a few liberal, traitorous Jews, such as the notorious Noam Chomsky, but few others whose names you would recognize. The only member of the acting world that is on this list is Julie Christie.

This is a grotesque disappointment, as Julie Christie narrated "The Animals Film," one of the most sobering and potent documentaries on the ethical treatment of animals. It changed the views of thousands and thousands of people. Many became vegetarians because of that film. "And Lord, I know, I'm one."

There is a museum called "The Museum of Tolerance." If there's one word that needs to be spoken more often it's "Tolerance." The opposite, intolerance, is what's behind this movement that Peter Gabriel and Patti Smith and Julie Christie are behind. It's a movement that either denies Hamas and other terrorist activity, or sanctions it as a grand alternative for one group of religious fanatics. Iran advocated blowing Israel off the face of the Earth. What does Peter Gabriel advocate? At what point does he think Jews in Israel will have suffered enough? If this insane idea of a boycott took off, when would he say "enough?" When the Jews are starving and look like the ones who were skeletal in concentration camps? When the Jews are crying and boarding boats to take them to America and safety? When the Jews are DEAD?

Add your own PHUNNY PHOTO CAPTION

Here's a screen cap I made from a recent women's UFC match, in the 115 pound division.

One of the good things about "mixed martial arts" is that you not only get the vicarious thrill of watching people punch and elbow and kick other people, but you also get the lewdness of wrestling, too.

NY Daily News Cuts Staff ... and nickels and dimes their website

Only slightly less pathetic than those "WE SEE YOU'RE USING ADBLOCK...PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT" memes, are the sad cries about bargain subscriptions.

The NY Daily News, the outfit that got sold to some giant company of creeps, thought it was a good idea to get rid of half their editorial staff. Oh yes, and raise the price on the paper. What futility. More and more people go to work toting their teeny-tiny cellphones, and squinting at the FREE news they can get at Google or Bing or most any newspaper or TV news website.

They also use their fabulous tablets.

Realizing this, the NY Daily News limits "free" reading to 3 items for a certain period of time. They also flash (see the top right) their not-too-enticing offers of "hey, how about PAYING us?"

PAY? For enjoying copyrighted material? WHO DOES THAT ANYMORE?

People are busy. And cheap.

They can get the basics from thousands of newspaper and TV news sites. There are outfits like NEWSER that just re-write what AP and others post. There are bloggers trying to make money off daily news theft.

An entire generation has gotten the idea that the Internet is, and should forever be FREEEEEEE. Self-entitled uploaders and downloaders "share" everything from book, magazine and newspaper files (epub, kindle, pdf etc.) to music (mp3, FLAC) to movies (MKV, avi, etc.) WHY PAY?

When piracy became rampant, the excuse was "why pay $10 for a download music album? Why pay $10 or $12 for a download book that you can't even re-sell? It's just a blip that anybody can copy."

Copyright owners were told, "Lower your price to something REASONABLE, and people will buy." No, they haven't. It's human nature. Barnes and Noble routinely runs "sales" of eBooks for $3.99, and iTunes offers bargain music albums (most anything that is a year old).

Still nobody's buying. The Daily News is begging people to sign up for $2.00 a week.

WHAT? $2.00 a week when the headlines, gossip and weather can be had elsewhere FREE???

Hell, the NY Post has no restrictions on how much news you can read FREE. Neither do thousands of other sites.

The inconvenient truth here, is that the situation will not get better, and in fact will only get worse, unless DMCA laws are strengthened, and it's easier for copyright owners to get effective takedowns.

Begging to get $2.00 a week, crying on GoFundMe, or trying to get people to take pity on your pipe dream via Kickstarter is as ridiculous as busking on the street. It's no life. It's not dignified.

At one time the book "industry" and the music "industry" and the movie "industry" and the TV "industry" called the shots. They were powerful companies. Now? Now it's the INTERNET GIANTS who own everything. GOOGLE runs some of the boldest copyright-flaunting sites around. Jeff Bezos of AMAZON, who pushed the Kindle and helped kill bookstores and libraries, is the richest man in the world. These companies continue to intimidate politicians.

Senator Chuck Schumer is like some little old lady being shoved on the sidewalk by a skinhead. He and Senator Leahy tried to push SOPA through, and they meekly gave up.

Crapathetic sheep tsk-tsk when a giant store like Lord & Taylor gets BOUGHT by an Internet outfit (WEWORK) who will turn the building into office space. They tsk-tsk when a bookstore goes under. They tsk-tsk when the Village Voice shuts down. That's all they do, because they don't mind the alternative of shopping online and getting FREE downloads from bootleggers on blogs, forums, torrents, or even eBay.

Will we soon get the news (off NEWSER, or HUFFINGTON POST) that there will no longer be a real, hold-in-your-hands version of The NY Daily News? Hell, it happened to the Christian Science Monitor years ago.

Tsk tsk.