Wednesday, February 6, 2019

LIFE'S LUXURIES

OH, HOW IMPRESSIVE.

YOU'VE GOT A $500 cigar that you'll be burning up in a half hour. It goes well with little bottle of liquor, also $500, which you can swallow in a few gulps.

One of the signs of "living well" as the best revenge, is showing how you can burn up money in no time, and not miss it.

THE DESIGNER GOWN. You ONLY wear it ONCE no matter how much it COSTS. "Built to last" is for people who worry about money because they don't have more than enough.

THE BEST PART OF A GAME OR CONCERT IS TELLING EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOUR AWESOME TICKETS COST YOU.

Wasting it is the MOST FUN about having money.

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