How Much is that Doggie...gonna change the minds of insane Jesus and Allah freaks? Frozen Wolf Fun

They're calling it the "hound from hell."

One newspaper headline: "Severed 16-inch head of a giant Ice Age wolf - nearly TWICE the size of its modern-day descendants - is found amazingly preserved in Siberian permafrost after 40,000 years."

What a lovely, chilling little horror story. Imagine Adam and Eve coming across THIS thing?

Oh.

No, no, Adam and Eve, they were in the GARDEN of EDEN, which wouldn't have such a snarling beast.

How about NOAH? Did he bring a pair of these Ice Age wolves aboard?

Maybe he stopped after ordinary wolves and the dreaded wolverine. And the Tasmanian devil. And the mosquito and the flea.

What about Jesus and Allah? Were they safe from the dreaded Ice Age wolf?

Of course, they lived in the Middle East somewhere.

But gosh, O Great Religious Leaders, RIDDLE ME THIS: if GOD created the ICE AGE WOLF 40,000 years ago, and also them DINOSAURS, how come he only appointed Jesus and/or Allah as his spokesmen 2,000 years ago, or so?

When DID God create this whole ball of wax, and why did he wait SO long to create some guys that religious fanatics could point to and say "He told me to KILL, KILL, KILL."

Odd isn't it, that fanatics don't worship the ICE AGE wolf, or worship the dinosaurs and pray that they return. No, they figure THE MESSIAH is coming back, and all those who wear a specific beanie, or schmatta, or have their cloak a certain distance, or wear a trinket, will be saved.

Do you think any of the pinhead religious fanatics out there are thinking?

They're NOT thinking. Some of them don't believe in electricity, so they aren't following this story on the Internet. Some are women who are not ALLOWED to do anything except have sex and make babies. Some are too busy washing their feet. The rest of the nutjobs might glance at the photos and say HOAX.

Because "faith" is another word for "comfortably believing in your superiority over somebody else's choice of imaginary friend, thinking you'll come back from the dead and be YOU again in your prime, and that God woke up about 2,000 years ago and thought he needed a spokesman on Earth to tell people what to do, because he couldn't be bothered programming it into anyone's brain or getting on a megaphone and telling everyone himself. Or herself. Or itself.