SYRIA .... and now a comment from JOHN MCENROE

SYRIAsly...

Haven't we learned by now?

How about when we liberated Libya only to get our embassy attacked?

That wasn't so long ago.

Whatever crazy dictator we don't like, and we want to overthrow...is going to be replaced by ANOTHER CRAZY DICTATOR.

If the rebels are in control, we don't like rebels, and we take them out and put in a "stable" leader. Who is worse.

In Syria, we already know that the rebels can be just as bloodthirsty as Ass-hole Assad.

We are dealing with a part of the world where the sun beats down on EVERYONE'S head, BOILING THEIR BRAINS.

They are all NUTS.

There you are. From the "paper of record."

My advice?

Be like John McEnroe.

WATCH THE U.S. OPEN.

As for Syria...keep your eyes and mouth CLOSED. It's a NO WIN SITUATION. The Syrians will hate us whatever we do. They hate us NOW!

PS, while the Syrians on both sides manage to kill people in nasty and barbaric ways...Barry Obama...would it kill you to build a few windmills? Take the money you were going to spend on bombs and build solar panels? YOU can NOT BEAT SYRIA!

Do they make a bra for the FACE?

You remember Leathers? She chopped off Anthony Weiner's political hopes by racing to the media with her tale of heartbreak. Boo hoo, all the dirty sexting...she thought it was love.

When it turned out she was just a phone sex tart with a tawdry past, she grinned for the cameras and announced she'd be selling streaming sex videos on line

People looked. People shrugged. The sex biz does require a good body and some actual talent.

She's still working on the good body:

Implants? That's pretty basic.

Leather-face, from the neck up, you still need some work.

AS GOOD AS IT GETS

"WHAT IF THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS?"

Never ask that question. It can always get worse.

Neil Young - Waging Heavy Peace

DANG...you really can't trust Pirate Bay, Kickass, or the other illegal torrent sites.

They don't always give you the real movie, music album or book.

I downloaded a PDF of Neil Young's book for my Jeff Bezos-approved KINDLE-BOOK-STEALING device. But all I got was...

WHY VOTE FOR ROMNEY AND RYAN?

Because it'll be like a friggin' SITCOM...

FRUCTIS? YOU MEAN...FUC'T-DIS

Yes, I did think FRUCTIS was a strange brand name for shampoo.

For a cleaning solution, it did sound...kinda DIRTY

Here comes the new issue of ROLLING STONE, with a series of full page ads...and we see just how un-subtle the name FRUCTIS really is.

FRUCKED UP, huh?

Talk about yer subliminal advertising!

The girls are so obvious in posing with this phallic bottle, there's no reason for me to even Photoshop anything.

These FRUCTIS girls...substitute a dildo for the bottle, and you could imagine the photos being in a porn mail-order catalog. In fact the average photo of a woman holding a dildo is not nearly as prurient as the FRUCTIS poses with the bottles!

So what are these models actually saying in these shampoo ads?

"Ay, see dis bottle? I FUCT-DIS!"

Or, "You like dis babe? FUCDIS!"

I hear the company is doing so well, they'll be coming up with a body wash called FRUCTITS.

Huffington Fluff and Katie Couric's a Cougar

Google News wanted to link me to THIS article at Huffington...with a poorly phrased headline...

Republican Larry Craig would tell any interested gay, the best place to find a seat...is to move your foot around under the stall next to you, while sitting on a toilet seat.

Meanwhile, the Daily News tried to tell the world that Katie Couric is not a cougar. Except they weren't so convinced. A Freudian error...and why pay for proofreaders for anything on a mere Internet news website?