Not because these assholes think that if you want to know the latest news you're a "NEWSER." Same as being an asshole who plays video games being a "GAMER."
NO.
I despise NEWSER because it thinks plagiarism is cool.
All these little pieces of shit do is pub-crawl with Google, go to REAL news websites, take the copy, and re-write it. BADLY.
The big yock here is that a cat was named BREXIT "because he whines to go out, then refuses to leave."
Here's NEWSER botching it.
You have to get through some hack writer's preamble to FINALLY get the anecdote:
You also noticed that since they couldn't find a photo of the cat named Brexit (that's too much effort) they substituted a generic photo?
They spent more money get the hacks from Getty to PAW through their cat files (ha ha, PAW through...) than they did in getting one of their tampon-centric writers to butcher a bloody bad joke-story.
It's an irony that many websites for REAL newspapers now BEG people "turn off your adblock." They even darken their page to PERSUADE people to let the shitty ads flash on and off.
It's a double irony that a monkey see monkey re-write site like NEWSER does the same thing.
Why bother to turn off adblock? If you've been tricked by a news aggregate website into going to NEWSER for an article, you know you can leave (BREXIT) and find the SAME article UN-blocked on the original site that NEWSER visited.
I'd like the staff at NEWSER to take a NOOSE and be USERS of it.
Hang in there, cats and kitties...
When your horrible website collapses, you can go back and live with your parents.
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