Vote for the Presidential Candidate with the Cool Nickname-First Name

Or not.

Another good thing: if your last name is odd, don't ask that voters be ADULT and learn how to pronounce it. Call yourself "Mayor Pete" instead.

When you get threats from North Korea, Russia, Syria, Turkey, Nigeria, Somalia and Iran, just put on your cowboy outfit and say "You're talking to PRESIDENT PETE!" That should hold 'em.

Oh. Maybe vote for the colorful codger. Vote for your elementary school teacher. Vote for somebody "of color."

Vote for somebody you know as a reality TV host.

Vote for somebody QUALIFIED??? Hmmmmmmmmmm....