Isn't that the first thing on YOUR mind? Some mindless bimbo you never heard of? And the main feature is about a dominatrix cop? Really? You don't care about the bombing of a church by the Muslim extremists? Not local politics? Not even the latest celebrity voted out of show biz for something he did years ago??
This is supposed to represent journalism? New York City? Well, who owns this paper anyway? Oh.
By contrast, here's the NY Daily News' front page stories:
Not a whole lot better, but as the NY Post proves, it could be WORSE.
Scroll down on the Daily News, and they're breathlessly reporting on Corporal Klinger...er...Little Steven..."dishing" on Springsteen. There's a picture of this moron that makes him look like he's...a moron. Obviously, a bald moron who thinks wearing a rag over his baldness is a fashion statement and not pathetic vanity. Or is he a really, really sweaty bald guy, and is constantly dripping?
First off, I don't think this guy "dishes." That's something gay gossip columnists do, and extremely OLD women.
Secondly, he couldn't possibly say anything interesting, because he loves swapping spit when he and "The Boss" bellow at each other with their lips almost touching (were it not for the phallic microphone between them).
It's a sad commentary that these websites seem to reflect the brainless, dumbed down viewership that only wants to snicker about celebrities and glom porn and use up what's left of the world's resources. You wonder if these readers are glad there's no new mass shooting, or are disappointed that they aren't able to see more violence to go with their sex and celeb fix.
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