Take BOTH knees.

It seems that football season is ba-a-a-a-ck. Various overpaid idiots with brain damage are in training, and getting ready for a new season of taking a knee because a) they THOUGHT "Star Spangled Banner" was written by a racist and b) they changed their minds and decided to keep looking lame because it's a protest against po-lice brutality. Not against, oh, shitty schools in the inner city, or poor ghetto kids having to spend their money on ridiculously high priced sneakers because of peer pressure. Or anything else.

PS, let's not take a knee for issues that involve ALL of us, like climate change. Let's be very specific. And don't talk about the police brutality of, say, a white girl getting her head smacked into the sand at a beach, or a white woman shot to death by a cop hired because he's from Somalia and it would be nice to have "diversity" on the force.

Hey, guys, take BOTH knees. The OTHER knee can be for "all of the above" -- police brutality that happens to anyone and everyone, government funds spent on stupid things instead of schools, repairing roads, or turning back climate change.

Maybe you can stop being mute as well, and sing your own words after "Oh say can you see..."

Maybe reference near BILLIONAIRES like the Kardashian and Jenner piglets. The fact that young people spend most of their time on inane video games and on cellphone nonsense. That free porn is all over the Internet turning people into junior Desades and Sacher-Masochs and Jimme Saviles. That music and movies suck. That dozens of people can be killed in Chicago and some nitwit named Omorosa is in the news instead. That despite so many industries going under and people being laid off, big dope football players in Spanx can still make millions of dollars and sulk.

"The LAND of the FREAK and the HOME OF DEPRAVED..."