Some think that when Stephen King uses the toilet, he also uses 500 sheets of paper.
These are reams of lies.
When he wants to, he is the soul of brevity.
"Do you mean he's succinct?" "You're close."
On Twitter he can get it done in only ONE sublimely original sentence. (If you want to copy it, just insert the name of your least favorite politician!)
Cynics might say that if he isn't paid by the word, he'll get to the point.
All one can say to that is:
HEY HEY HO HO. CYNICS HAVE GOT TO GO!
(Thanks, Stephen!)
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