Are the Swiss NEUTRAL or are they NAZIS? Vegan DENIED Citizenship

Orson Welles once joked that Swiss neutrality produced nothing but chocolate and cuckoo clocks.

Other countries, with a more violent history, have changed the world. But is that a good thing?

Switzerland stood by, holding the coats of every fighting country, saying, "Don't worry, your money is safe with US. Especially you Nazis."

Swiss logic, like its cheese, is full of holes.

Still, why become part of civilization, with all its violence and mixed races? Isn't it better for the intellectuals in the country to put their shifty eyes on their bank vaults, and let the Saudis and Isis and whoever else hide their ill-gotten gains? (Why are the Jews considered the evil money-freaks of the world when the Swiss have made banking a national pastime?)

Isn't it better for the dumbasses of the country to live on farms and raise pigs and cows, or blow into a long penile tube and holler "Ricola!?!?"

Hiding stolen money in bank vaults, exporting pig meat and hamburger and cough drops, and having holy cheese...that's Switzerland.

We very rarely hear anything else about Switzerland. Oh. They had one attractive woman, Martina Hingis, who has retired from singles competition. She was always referred to be sports reporters as "The Swiss Miss," not because she was so proudly Swiss, but because sports reporters love a cliche.

Now, here's the story of a Miss who is NOT SWISS, because the country can DENY CITIZENSHIP if they don't like you.

Yes, Switzerland will refuse to let you be a citizen if your opinions don't match theirs.

You must THINK LIKE THE MAJORITY in Switzerland, ya?

A vegan who speaks out on animal rights has gotten the silent treatment from the meaty masses.

I quote from that freedom-loving website, The N.Y. Post:

Bucolic Switzerland does love its pointless noise. Surely, the lady is wrong, and cows LOVE hearing a monotonous clang every time they move. After all, Adele gives off a monotonous clang every time SHE moves.

Vegans offer the annoying truth that the planet would be doing a lot better if there was less cow farts in the air, and if the water supply was not being wasted on producing hamburger. Go check the statistics on how much it takes to maintain a field of cows vs a field of wheat.

"Freedom of Speech" is not something the so-called "neutral" country of Switzerland believes in. This is something of a surprise, almost as much as the shock that a progressive country like Sweden harbors craven music thieves known as the Pirate Bay.

I am now officially boycotting Swiss cheese.

I will not buy Ricola.

I will not buy Swiss chocolate.

I am, however, flexible and reasonable. I will continue to root for Martina Hingis when she plays doubles matches. I will discourage her countrymen from attending these matches and clanging cowbells.