Why? Oh, they are a different type of SLAP and TICKLE, and exist on their own.
If you "change your way of thinking," anything horrible he does has a bright side to make you SMILE.
Know what I mean? We're supposed to take the slap in the face, and be tickled by it, because it's actually GOOD.
Trump's building the wall. SLAP. But Mexico will pay for it. TICKLE.
WE will pay that extra 20% when we buy Mexico's tariffed goods. SLAP. But El Presidente de Mexico is pissed off! TICKLE.
Trump is going ahead with the leaky oil pipeline. SLAP. But slobs on motorcycles will have lower gas prices. TICKLE.
Trump is gutting abortion laws. SLAP. But oooh, love your cute baby photo posted on Facebook. Little bastard! TICKLE.
Trump has an anti-climate change asshole lording over the EPA. SLAP. More beach days in February! TICKLE
So...
Let's slap some censorship on the headlines to make them ticklish.
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