CENSORED HEADLINES for JANUARY 30th

Every day I keep trying to find ways of defeating the loud, irritating IMBEDDED TV screens that insist on TELLING me what I came to the sight to QUIETLY READ.

Whatever I do, the website in question finds a new way to put it BACK AGAIN.

So I have to keep the SOUND OFF when I surf, and hit the X in the corner as soon as some moron at a desk starts babbling. Most of the time, the news report is just another politician being stupid, another terrorist with an AK7, or another story about some useless reality-show celebrity.

Here's the news of the day that's worth looking at. But only as long as it's CENSORED.