Ewwww, Keeping up with White Kanye West

Yes, we all know ENTERTAINMENT WEAKLY is one of the DUMBEST magazines in the world. It could be in a DUMB and DUMBER race with US Magazine among several other gaudy pieces of paper underwear you find at the checkout line.

Just when you think EW (also known as "Ewwwwww") can't get any more dumbed down, stupid and downright insulting to the intelligence of even somebody who can only look at the pictures...here's a piece called "Keeping Up with Kaye."

That's a KLEVER play on "Keeping up with The Kardashians." GET IT? DO YA? HUH?

What immediately strikes you is once again, Ewwwwww's incredibly inept art department. WHO the FUCK prints a drawing of WHITE Kanye West?

Kanye West is NOT WHITE. He'll be the first to tell you that. His elephantine white-ass bride would be the second.

For some reason, his ears are dark. But not his face.

Why, you might ask, does ANYONE need to "keep up" with this egomaniac asshole who is constantly in the news and hasn't done anything artistic or worth hearing since "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" in 2005?

We've seen this moron become "Yeezy" and wear a leather skirt, and sing while lying on the floor, and embarrass himself to the point where nobody in the rap world takes him seriously. He married a KARDASHIAN. He declared his real interest in life was having his own FASHION line.

SO, Ewwwwww magazine runs a breathless list of things he achieved in April and May. Like..."Parts ways with manager" and "Tweets photo of a signed MAGA hat" and "Drops single "Ye vs the People" and "Shows up on TMZ" and "Tweets naps are awesome."

PS, you do not "DROP" a new single, you RELEASE it. You ISSUE it. You DROP a TURD. And no, that's not what the brain-dead staffers at Entertainment Weakly were secretly trying to say. Any time a single is released, it DROPS.

Whooop, there it is, a third of a page (the rest was a LIST of summer albums being released and morons on tour, and a picture of little, teeny-tiny Ariana oh so GRANDE. Lord, aren't YOU glad that in JUNE there will be new albums from Jorja Smith, Lily Allen, Lykke Li, Snail Mail, Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha, Kamasi Washington and Dawes????)

Keeping up with Kanye via tedious nonsense cobbled off his Twitter account or Googled.

Does any of that benefit YOU? Entertain YOU? Ewwwww.