Is that Penelope Cruz doing Anal?

Ladies, there's a BIG difference between a KISSY FACE and a STUPID FACE.

Honestly. Hedy Lamarr once said it's easy for a woman to look sexy...just look stupid. Kim Kardashian's proven that. But even so, can we have an end to the preening selfies where you show yourself looking AT YOURSELF? Can we have an end to looking like your face has just had an anal prolapse?

Or is Penelope Cruz going to see that recent picture of her used in an ad, as Preparation H moves to the lipstick counter. Ladies, if you've gone TOO far with the prolapse pout, and it stays that way, you know what you need to buy...