So what did the first one do for you all? "Keeping up with the brats?" They've got three so far. Other than that, what have they accomplished...for world peace, for climate change, even for tourism? People know that England is no longer England, it's a multi-cultural kill zone where trucks bang into people on bridges, and random stabbings and beheadings can happen just about anywhere at any time. Ah, but they haven't burned the faces off women via bus and train bombs in a while.
Meanwhile, the latest wedding has a twist...the bride is a multi-cultural American, with an obnoxious white slob father and a bunch of sleazy siblings. How sleazy? Even Piers Morgan is ranting about them all.
Meanwhile, novelty companies and ETSY entrep-manures are coming up with all kinds of "collectible" items...from a ginger (that's Harry's garish red hair) and "American mustard" (a reference to Meghan and who knows, a gynecological problem) added to a take-away meat dish, to, yes, a "Royal" condom that has their picture on it.
So if we're being tasteless, let's add...
Into the invented world of reality shows, and "supermodels" with rich daddies (Hadidday-Haddadies) nothing quite creates pointless hysteria like the good old-fashioned obsession with ROYALS.
In a backward world where religious fanatics think they are superior to everyone else, and people of other religious should be killed, there are people who actually think there's such a thing as ROYAL BLOOD, and the superiority of Kings, Queens and Princes.
Meanwhile it's the Prime Minister of England, the Mayor of London, and other elected officials who are dooming England to more violence, more people on the dole, less tradition, and a continued loss of tourism dollars. One difference between this current hoopla and ones in the past, is that most people lining the streets to get a glimpse of the ROYAL COUPLE, and shout "HUZZAH!" and "CHEERS!" to them, will be looking over their shoulder to make sure there's nobody with a knife.
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