Too bad about the Nepalese neurosurgeon. Can I email a condolence?

You remember newspapers.

The back page had an obituary page. Somebody famous died, and you'd see a picture and read a complete biography.

You knew somebody was IMPORTANT because they got an OBITUARY.

Now that everybody's famous, and there are no more newspapers, just go to the Internet. Every day The Great God Google has a list of famous people who've swooped the planet. Here's Monday's list of FAMOUS people who died:

There's probably another website with fake nudes on every single one of 'em.