WHO STOLE ROSE MARIE'S FUNERAL MONEY? "WHO CARES!"

We've got a ex-nude model FIRST LADY who sashays around in a jacket with "I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO U?" on it.

We've got record companies, book publishers, and film studios noticing how their material is being pirated not just on torrents, but on Google's "Blogspot" blogs and openly on eBay...the money going to Russians, to Sri Lankans, to everybody BUT Americans...and they shrug about it.

The mantra for the other atrocities caused by the parasites of the world, such as FRAUD, is always: "Eh...you're insured, right? Forget about it."

What, "live and let live" and let the bad guys get away with it?

You bet. In fact, in the case of Assange and his pals, who just exposed the identities of ICE employees in America (while avoiding upsetting the Russians or Chinese), hacking is to be admired. As for every day termite activity, well, as long as your house hasn't fallen down, what are you kicking about? As long as you can't really see or taste all the insect parts in your peanut butter, what IS your complaint?

As you know from the number of times your phone rings and a robot-voice telemarketer interrupts what you're doing..."MEH" is the nonsense word of the day. The FCC is overworked. Too much effort to follow the money trail. These spammers and scammers with their e-mail fraud and identity theft...it's just a part of life. MEH MEH MEH. And MEH.

SOMEBODY STOLE over TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in Rose Marie's funeral money. Is that a surprise?

We accept it. It's part of living in modern times. This is the age where you give your social security to ANYONE and EVERYONE who demands it, and put it on every medical form, government form and bank form. Anyone on the Internet can pay a few dollars and get all your public records. That's a GOOD thing.

Rose Marie's daughter says that she had about $40,000 in a joint account with her mother. This was intended to cover the funeral expenses and other charges in the wake of Rose Marie's death. But somebody had the phone numbers for these two women, and their social security numbers...and quietly cashed a bunch of checks...between $2,000 and $2,500 a pop...getting away with $11,000. A greedier attempt to get $21,000 was rebuffed. But apparently in a routine way, not in, "Hold on, let's trace this, let's have more identification, let's hold this person and call the cops."

According to VARIETY, "Chase bank quickly covered the total damages..." and nobody will investigate "because the money withdrawn amounted to less than $20,000."

To which Rose Marie's daughter said, "It's frustrating because it's quite obvious that this guy's going to basically do it again to somebody else."

MEH. She got her money back, Chase is insured, so let these parasites have their fun. What's it say on that paperweight? "Living well is the best revenge." If you're stressed out by people ripping you off, treat yourself to a slice of organic gluten-free lemon meringue pie, and maybe buy yourself a half hour of relaxing massage. Pay for it by credit card. What could go wrong?"