"WHY DID YOU RESIGN?" "For doing NUMBER TWO...NUMBER TWO..."

Oh, the media LOVES a good poop story. ALL the puns ooze out. At the NY POST, which is always so full of shit, one of the writers relieved himself of just about every crappy joke possible. See it below.

Call this Aussie guy NUMBER TWO. Now ask him, WHY were you crapping all over the place?

He probably couldn't explain, which is why, after he resigned his job, the old boy got some sympathy from his employer. They made a bowel...er...VOW...to "help him" in any way possible.

Quoth his ex employer:

“Aveo Group is distressed and disappointed at the alleged incidents concerning Mr. Macintosh. He has tendered his resignation to the company today and is no longer an employee of Aveo Group. Aveo will continue to extend its support to Mr. Macintosh for help that he may require.”

Any help he may require. Therapy or a cork.