Thursday, June 18, 2020

WHO GETS TO BE ON THE "CREAM OF WHEAT" BOX NEXT???

I vote for...BEN CARSON.

He's dignified. He's nice looking. He was also a brain surgeon, so he could operate on anyone who gets warped in the head over cereal boxes.

HOWEVER...I'm open to other nominations. Al Sharpton would be an obvious choice. But we can always get more radical, and really, if you think about it (and everyone IS over-thinking), the choice should be a BLACK WOMAN.

That could be ANGELA DAVIS. That's a radical decision, isn't it?

Just add a little brown food coloring, ok? Don't worry about the additive. People who eat Aunt Jemima pancakes, pouring on Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, or shoveling down plates of Uncle Ben rice, or a big bowl of CREAM OF WHEAT, are not too concerned with their health!

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