Yes, W.S. Gilbert (of "Mikado" fame...except among people who think Kendrick Lamar deserves a Pulitzer and a Nobel). THEY will not be missed. STUPID people. People who don't know you ARE are and would briskly walk away from anything invoving "operetta."
Today's STUPIDEST people are the ones who endanger the lives of not just their worthless selves, but WORTHY strangers by NOT wearing a mask in public and NOT distancing. Jerks like THIS guy:
We've seen more and more report of mangy MAGA-hatted morons who lived to regret their idiocy. They lived...not too long.
The other day, some asshole in Texas went to a "COVID PARTY" where the wise idea was to prove that if Covid-19 isn't a total hoax, the idea of CATCHING it from somebody IS.
Huh? Somebody's caught COVID-19, so he throws a PARTY to prove you CAN'T CATCH COVID-19.
That's beyond CATCH-22, isn't it?
We know how SOME people will respond to this: "FAKE NEWS!"
So let's go back to a ROSE is a ROSE is a MORON. The guy who most certainly is NOT Fake News and is VERY REAL DEAD.
He's the guy who LOVED the paranormal (meaning he believed in UFO's?) and NASCAR (grounded UFO's) and the NFL (hey, don't let 'em change the name of the REDSKINS!
He was a real patriot, a real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, DEAD ON THE FOURTH OF JULY...
When he was a yellowing rose, and slowly suffering the fatal grip of deathly congestion, this moron was STILL not telling people to take precautions (like he DIDN'T). He was just grumbling that he couldn't go back to his fat-assed lard-brained lifestyle, and that NEW JOB he had, which may have involved sucking the clogs out of NASCAR gas pipes or laundering KKK sheets or Christ only knows what.
It's a sad FACT and not "FAKE NEWS" that social media's proven there are literally MILLIONS of utter ASSHOLES in this world. They won't believe what sensible people say. They only suggest something about God:
If there IS a God, he wants to THIN THE HERD, and the best way to do it is not with an almighty 40 DAY FLUSH (it's too hard to get every animal aboard a carnival cruise ship). It's by sending down disasters and PLAGUES. And then blaming it on his son not showing up because people didn't pray hard enough.
It's hard to have sympathy for nitwits who died from a disease they could've avoided if they weren't so fucking STUPID. Especially hard when they are still stupid and arrogant about it.
What in the WORLD is wrong with people who sneer at the statistics? THESE statistics?
WHAT is the cause of this DENIAL? Fear, stupidity or BOTH?
Today, Governor Cuomo in New York Tweeted that there was a party in Suffolk County where one person with the virus infected many many others. It spread fast. The percentage infected was high. What did one idiot tweet? SHUT UP PUSSY.
Patrick will not be missed. Who knows, he might be one of the city's best sewer workers. He could be going a good job of emptying garbage cans on his route. And he might end up on a slab where even a gay necrophile won't touch him.
And all because he didn't happen to get Covid-19 at a party. Just gonorrhea.
Who's to say he won't get Covid-19 tomorrow just by strutting outside and breathing in the air that was expelled by an arrogant jogger who ALSO didn't think it was possible for somebody "healthy" to get sick?
Again...WHY are idiots so convinced that a worldwide pandemic is a "hoax" and EVERY doctor and EVERY world leader is in on it? WHY are idiots so convinced that if this flu DOES exist, they won't die from it and worse...they won't spread it to some WORTHWHILE person who will die from it?
But let's get back to the wilted Rose.
What would YOU do with your last breath, and your lungs loaded with death-snot?
Why, go grab an obscene moronic MEME of course, and post it on social disease media:
There ya go. The planted Rose (or was he incinerated and blown into the air like so much coronavirus) has the last laugh.
He's in HEAVEN and YOU'RE NOT.
Just call out "Hey, Richard, how's the air up there?" Just WAIT for his response.
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