Wednesday, November 22, 2017

GOBBLE GOBBLE LOL LOL

You don't have to be a comedy expert to know this:

MOST PEOPLE HAVE A SHIT SENSE OF HUMOR.

The past few days, SOCIAL disease MEDIA has been full of TURKEY memes and cartoons that show frightened birds wide-eyed and about to be killed. HAW HAW HAW.

This idiot?

"I am thankful every day because God has been so good to me."

Of course. BILLIONS of people on the planet, GOD nowhere in sight even with the HUBBLE TELESCOPE, and this asshole thinks GOD is trying His best to be GOOD to one Twitter moron.

"...am thankful for the friends I have met on Twitter all 17.4k of you..."

Yes, and all 17.4k will loan you money if you ask. You think so? They'll all come running? Your funeral will be in St. Patrick's Cathedral because of overflow crowds of TWITTER FOLLOWERS?

"Have a blessed holiday..."

Thank you Pope. With YOU telling me to, I surely will.

"...enjoy family, friends & laughter."

Yeah, and a turkey frightened out of its mind, and no doubt ready to have its head chopped off, is HILARIOUS.

Who are your family? THE MANSON FAMILY? Who are your friends? ISIS? If you think the TURKEY picture promotes laughter, I've got some Auschwitz photos that will have you howling in hysterics.

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