The exact opposite? What's she going to call herself? She ain't Renee Zellwegger anymore.
Face like a lemon meringue pie? Just slice way, Renee...till you pare down to somebody bearable. And unrecognizable.
Tale a look at some of the past disasters in show biz plastic surgery:
What's the secret, Renee? A ginsu knife? Saran wrap? Stuck your face through a very sharp harp? Total face transplant?
Congratulations to the world's greatest female impersonator. You're a very lovely woman, whoever you are.