There are so many reasons to tease this kid, no matter what name.
He's also picked a confusing name. Did the kid who stole away half The Beatles catalog try to steal The BeeGees?
Or is Bigi pronounced more like Biggie, as in the old King Leonard cartoon foe, Biggie Rat? He does have an Itchy Brother.
Here are Ten alternatives for the Son of Freakenstein. It's still not too late, Blanket-Bigi.
7. Beach Blanket Bingo
6. Dad Beat It To Make Me