Monday, February 13, 2012

LIKE A CRUCIFIX - Wendy Williams and Whitney Houston on a Stick

Well beyond the "We will always love you" mantra that was in the air, far more heartfelt than the "My condolences!" Tweets, or all those people who instantly thought up, "She sang like an angel...now she's WITH the angels..."

....there was Wendy Williams. While the cruel London Daily Mail pointed out the hundreds of millions of dollars Houston blew on drugs, the failed concerts, the excesses, the scandals, the missed chances, the lack of hits in the past ten years, the Diva behavior, the bail-outs from Clive Davis...here was a time to once again remember a singer who sang a few pop ballads that up till last week, couldn't sell for a dollar a CD on eBay.

In the course of about eight minutes, she expressed her emotions on the subject of Whitney Houston. But that was certainly not good enough. Some kind of avatar was needed. Some kind of...

...An actual photo of Whitney on a Stick....


...But even so...that's just ONE photo of Whitney on a Stick. Why not, make sure all the girls in the audience have a photo of Whitney on a Stick, too?

What if they're all thinking "My condolences" and "So Sad" and "We will always love you" as they hold these up?


Whitney The Angel has cable in heaven. And believe me as you believe in God: she was watching. And she loves every one of you audience members of The Wendy Williams Show. You did not hold your Whitney On a Stick photo in vain.

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