We voted in a 6'6" mayor...to act as a shield.
And not only do we have a baseball team nicknamed The Bronx Bombers...Mike Woodson has just declared that he's re-naming his basketball team The New York Nukes.
We've also hired a guy to poke his head out of a window at the World Trade Center to shout at every passing Muslim: "I wave my private parts in your general direction, you wiper of other peoples' bottoms! You don't scare me! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of ELDERBERRIES!"
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