Thursday, February 19, 2015

"An Order of Fries Before I Fry" John Goodman look-alike's last meal

Is that John Goodman resurrecting the John Belushi "cheesburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger" SNL sketch?

After wasting years and years on appeals, when all the evidence has proven guilt and the two or three-time loser has often even killed before, it turns out prison officials are most concerned about the wasted last meal.

Gosh, some of these people order a big meal, and when they are about to die, suddenly lose their appetite.

I guess there's some law that says the guards can't split up that order among themselves? It can't go to charity?

Isn't ordering two cheeseburgers and two large orders of fries and cherry vanilla ice cream already a death sentence? Isn't gulping down sugary lemonade some kind of lethal injection?

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