Friday, July 21, 2017

Well...HELLO, DALI

"Hello Dali, you're looking SWELL, Dali..."

Dig this:

The good news: his mustache looks the same as it did when he was alive. That's what witnesses said, as they went about the ghoulish business of removing bits and pieces from his corpse.

The reason for this? Oh, the best reason of all: GREED.

ENTITLEMENT.

Some bastard wants a fourth of Dali's estate. She claims that she's the illegitimate daughter of Dali. Doesn't the word ILLEGITIMATE mean anything?

Doesn't it mean that Dali didn't recognize her, didn't add her to the will, and did not want her to get his money? Let's be honest and admit that sometimes the REAL children get cut out of the will. The deceased has made it clear that these brats had better make it on their own.

The remains in Spain were attained for insane gain.

Perhaps a precedent has been set. Now, people can routinely petition the court to...rifle through the drawers of anybody's desk that the deceased may have been near, on the theory the deceased may have stowed money in there which belongs to the heirs. How about permission to knock the tombstone over and break it into tiny pieces to sell as cat litter? How about permission to open up a grave and just check the pockets of the deceased?

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