So says some guy you probably never heard of called LOGAN PAUL. If he was normal, his name would be Paul Logan. But hey, his FATHER is probably a DUUUUUDE TOOOOOO, and figured all kids now have to have a last name for a first name. It's KEWL.
Daddy PAUL, by the way, assures everyone that his fabulous son WILL BE BACK. No matter what. Whether it's on YouTube or maybe Instagram, or Reddit, or Newser or Gawker or Daily Beast or Pestboy or Asswipe or JACKASS APP or whatever new and horrific device allows no-talent morons to have a massive audience.
So, this righteous, awesome DUUUUDE was giggling and chuckling while recording a suicide victim's corpse. WHATEVER.
PS, didn't read this story before? Isn't there ALWAYS some "YOUTUBE" star doing something horrific? Or just obnoxious? Aren't there all kinds of witless maniacs ranting on YOUTUBE and making big money, laughing at people, DISSING people, opening packages to show everyone what's in the box on the latest new video game or Apple product? Aren't there opinionated twits, prattling bunnies and all kinds of tasteless fools making "Keeping up with the Kardashians" look like "Meet the Press?"
LOGAN PAUL?? He's... a Millennial. It's what they do. They've been inundated with violence and porn since they were old enough to stare at the Internet. Unlike US, who grew up in a milder time.
Millennials don't just see Davy Crockett shooting a bear. They see happy ladies send an arrow into the head of a feral cat and laugh about it on social media.
Millennials don't just see naked ladies in Playboy and Penthouse. They see invasion of privacy "CELEBJIHAD" hacked pictures of celebrities, "Revenge Porn," and with a click of "I'm over 18" (if that), perversions even DeSade never thought of.
Back in the day, we opened a newspaper and read about violence but didn't see it. Millennials check out news websites and go RIGHT to the picture of the girl with the acid-scarred face, the soldier with his guts hangout of his stomach, and the atrocity shots of a family killed by one of their own. And they LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH. You want to be the hit of the schoolyard today? Grab your cellphone and dial up ROTTEN dot com, and show the pictures to all your friends. HA HA HA.
So LOGAN PAUL is, come on, just reflecting the times. He deserves a second chance to be even more obnoxious. He's the real life version of what Sean Penn was in "Ridgemont High" or Owen Wilson was in almost every Owen Wilson film. A total DOUCHE. That's the world today. If you're not laughing, there's something WRONG witchooooo.
DROP MIC.
PEACE OUT.
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