Thursday, May 16, 2019

ALABAMA, Find Yourself Another Country to be Part Of

Borrowing from Mr. Ochs:

"Here's to the laws you've torn out the heart of
Alabama, find yourself another country to be part of.

Another vintage 60's singer-songwriter, Tom Lehrer, wrote "Who's Next." It was about the USA, Russia, India, Israel and all the other countries getting nuclear weapons. He ended it this way:

"We'll try to act serene and calm — when ALABAMA GETS THE BOMB!"

Anyone who supports abortion has never been on a rush-hour subway train.

Or even a crowded elevator.

You can't argue with religious fanatics, or the logic of Southerners who claim the sanctity of life and that only GOD can take a life...while they cheer the death penalty and shrug when lunatics shoot up schools.

BUT...you can ask:

"Why aren't YOU standing outside the abortion clinic and writing out a personal check? You insist this woman has to keep the baby after she was raped? Are YOU going to pay for this child's food and clothing?"

OR, "After the baby is born, are YOU going to adopt it? Or are you going to doom it to possible poverty and abuse?"

Liberals (or Libtards as they are affectionately called by Internet trolls) will tell you "what we need is more WOMEN in political office. Women are kind, compassionate and will certainly have a sisterhood on women's rights issues."

First off, not all women in power have been kind or compassionate (Eva Peron, Marie Antoinette, Countess Bathroy, Margaret Thatcher...) and the governor of Alabama, a WOMAN, signed the new NO ABORTION FOR ANY REASON law.

Alabama, a state known for its history of segregation, does not have many minorities or women in office. The law was pushed through by twenty five WHITE guys.

Yoko Ono once sang: "If you keep hammering anti-abortion, we'll tell you no more masturbation for men...you're killing living sperm by millions. What do you think about that, brother?"

Oh, oh, a baby becomes a baby ONLY when the sperm fertilizes the egg. And listen, it's up to the woman to be a virgin till she's married and THEN do her duty and spawn every year till she has her own King Family choir to sing "Happy Mother's Day" to her. Guys jerking off aren't sinful or wasteful and do NOT play us Monty Python's tune "Every Sperm is Sacred."

A moron on Twitter (gee, there was only one) insisted that it was "absurd" for a woman to claim she has a right to choose what happens to her body. "You call it a baby, you don't call it a part of your body!" Keeee-rist. I actually bothered to Tweet back, "You also call it a tumor, and not part of your body, and you go to a doctor to have it removed. You don't want some Christian Scientist insisting you keep it in, and if you die, it's God's will."

Perhaps the most pathetic thing about the abortion issue is the way the abortion mob consider every woman who gets one to be some kind of slut. No, accidents happen. People are also foolish, especially young people.

I knew a woman who had an abortion, and she did NOT want to have another one. It's not like having a cyst removed. It's a horrible process physically AND it's terribly wrenching emotionally, too. Make a mistake once, and most are not likely to want it to happen again.

What's next for Alabama, declaring condoms illegal, too?

After World War II the phrase "NEVER AGAIN" became popular. For a while. Now? Trump can easily be another Hitler. So can Putin. We have religious fanatics throwing people off buildings, and murdering people who are of the SAME religion but a different tribute. Oooh, shi'ie vs sunni!

It's nuts out there. Overpopulation IS the most pressing problem. Climate change only worsens because MORE people are polluting the planet. ALABAMA wants more people. Worse, more ALABAMANS. In other words...backward fanatic racists who are uneducated, intolerant, and incapable of feeding and clothing the spawn they already have inflicted on this planet.

Fact: we have too many people on the planet. The answer? TALK TO THE HAND. AND USE IT.

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