Saturday, July 13, 2019

"I Couldn't Have Done It With My Boobs" - Simona Halep? Wimbledon Champ?

Simona Halep's 6-2 6-2 blitz of Serena Williams to win Wimbledon today was a stunner.

What would've capped it, is if Halep had taken the microphone and said, "I couldn't have done it with my boobs. My original boobs, that is."

See, well, actually you DON'T see anymore, Simona went for breast reduction surgery back in 2009, when she was 17.

She said that her boobs were too heavy and they were getting in the way. She also said that even if she wasn't into sports, she would've opted for a less, uh, showy front.

Few remember Halep as anything but a normal 36B (or 34C) since it was only in the last few years that she reached the Top 10 and began to show promise. In fact, it's only since denying Serena Williams a record-tying (with Margaret Court) 24th Grand Slam win, that most people have ever heard of her.

Guys don't have to take dire steps to become champion hurdlers. Jockeys are also not going to make things worse for themselves. Maybe in dreams, somebody might say "I'd give my right arm to...become the world's most famous left-handed baseball player."

Did Halep's breast reduction REALLY make her a CHAMPION player? Maybe. Maybe not. If you look at the before and after pictures, you'll notice something else. Her arms were pretty skimpy back in her zaftig days. You can't go to a doctor and get surgery to add all that muscle. Some things are easy to take off, but others take years to put on.

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