You've heard how NIKE crumbled because Conscience Kapernick says the Betsy Ross flag gives him the willies?
You wonder how much power a washed-up C-list football player has in this world.
I thought his 15 minutes of fame ended when, rather than raise a fist like the Olympics athletes once did, he sorrowfully took a knee because...
Because "The Star Spangled Banner" has a racist stanza nobody's ever heard.
Oh no, that wasn't it. Because the guy who wrote it, HE BE RACIST. Yeah. THAT'S it. Francis Scott Key, he be racist y'all
Oh, no, that turned out to be a bit of a lie. Key defended slaves in his law practice. He wasn't THAT bad.
Oh yes, he took a knee because there's police brutality in America. So forget about how a black man can make obscene amounts of money wearing a panty girdle and running with a pigskin. America be racist.
And the guy who arrived from Somalia, became a cop because it was great DIVERSITY for Minnesota, and then shot an unarmed white woman to death?
Nah, police brutality NEVER happens to anyone but blacks. Not even Latinos.
ANYWAY...
In this PC (PLEASE COLIN) world, let's examine a cartoon given away to everyone on the mailing list of THE NEW YORKER:
That's not funny!
No, I don't mean that it doesn't make anyone laugh out loud. Its a NEW YORKER cartoon fer Chrissake, you barely smirk at them.
It's NOT FUNNY that THE NEW YORKER be RACIST.
How many of their cartoonists are white? Nearly all of them?
How many are now deliberately doing BLACKFACE in their cartoons, and tinting someone for DIVERSITY?
And how many times is that person the BUTT of the JOKE?
OH, that BE RACIST y'all.
Look at it the RIGHT way, from the point of view of political correctness:
WHITE guy be giving a WHITE ice cream cone to SOMEONE OF COLOR, and then demeaning that person!
Does the White Man do this to EVERYONE who buys an ice cream cone?
Or does he only do it to a person of COLOR? A person of COLOR who dared be uppity enough to have a WHITE cone?
KNOW WUTTUM SAYIN'?
If you think WUTTUM SAYIN' is ridiculous, then you haven't been following the PC news lately!
You recall that Kate Smith BE RACIST and her statue is removed. You recall that one the most revered doctors of the 19th century ALSO had his statue removed (from Central Park). You recall that a nobody named Kaepernick became a superstar because he chose to bring politics into football stadiums where people of all colors simply try to forget about the world for a few hours and have some fun. No, an issue had to be raised, and nothing universal like climate change or more money to fight poverty or reduced military spending to avoid more war and more killing and to bring soldiers home from places where they are being sniper-attacked and murdered.
NIKE, which does almost nothing but pander to blacks and promote black athletes and sell overpriced shoes to blacks...be RACIST too...stabbed in the back of their sneaker by their own COLIN KAEPERNICK.
Well, why not. Colin is a slave. A slave to NIKE.
THEY make more money than HE does. They only give him a few crummy millions, right? They keep TOO MUCH for themselves. So C.K. had every right to be O'ffended.
Was there even a Georgia or Alabama when Betsy Ross made that flag? Nevermind. If anyone is OFFENDED, somebody must PAY.
A Minor League baseball team mocked C.K. on Twitter. Oooh ooh. Guess what. They had to A'pologize for that.
How ludicrous does PC get? People crumble and sob because some nitwit decides he doesn't like the Betsy Ross flag?
Hell, doesn't C.K. get upset about the CURRENT American flag? IF he takes a knee about "The Star Spangled Banner" being played, because it reminds him that cops are brutal, then shouldn't the American Flag make his giant nose sniffle too?
Actually if anyone should be upset it should be Native Americans. Betsy Ross and her gang pushed them off land. In fact, before too long, the Red Man was pushed off land from Maine to California, and given internment in reservations on land NOBODY wanted.
Ah, but let's not have HISTORY, let's have REVISIONIST HISTORY.
Let's have it from a guy who nobody seems to know had a white mother.
Let's have it from a guy who nobody seems to know had a black father who hit and ran.
Let's have it from a guy who was ADOPTED by a white man and a white woman, and given all the privileges he could want, including the name COLIN (English) KAEPERNICK (German).
How come this guy isn't calling himself COLIN X? Or C.K. Or Loutish C.K.?
Of course sullen and sulky attempts to make people feel guilty are ONLY for one race of people in America.
The Jew who brings up the Holocaust and points out that his people were enslaved by Pharoah, is told "the Holocaust never happened," and "too bad Dubai bans Jews from tennis tournaments" and "let's all go to a rock concert in Saudi Arabia while we ask that Israel be sanctioned."
Any Latino who asks why Puerto Rico is shunned when it comes to mammoth amounts of aid will hear: "Hey, they aren't even a STATE. Not like the great states in America that are selling guns to everyone, but allowing abortions to nobody, not even a raped woman with a knife scar down the side of her face."
The Korean, The Chinese, the Japanese, they don't say "we are of color, we deserve a break." They just work hard at the fruit store, the restaurant, or in the Math Department or Science Department at a college, and do it while speaking English and not whining that they had to come to America and learn an entirely new-looking alphabet.
Does anyone from India think they can get away with complaining that the English language reminds them of the evil Brits who colonized their country and made them listen to Kipling poems? Damn that guy AND his Jungle Book, which should be banned from every being read to a child again. HE BE RACIST. Nevermind that "you're a better man than I am" shit.
It gets laughable if it wasn't so UNFUNNY.
What, a giant corporation caves because somebody has a bad reaction to Betsy Ross and her flag??
A sports franchise demolishes their statue of Kate Smith (who sang at their games) because some unnamed idiot complained that she sang a "racist" song that Paul Robeson also sang?
And The New Yorker apologizes for their warped, mean-spirited and out of touch attempt at diversity by making fun of a person of COLOR eating a white ice cream cone?
Oh. The New Yorker hasn't apologized. Only because Colin Kaepernick hasn't pointed out the problem yet. He'll get around to it.
Somebody will get around to some more idiotic foolery and whining and race-card gamesmanship, in an attempt to push himself into the spotlight, whether the name is Kaepernick or DeBlasio.
Meanwhile, the only people who really do have a reason to be pissed off at America are the INDIANS (aka Native Americans) and they aren't telling everybody to get the fuck off their lawn.
What's black and white and SHOULD be RED all over? America!
That's a joke, son. Can can anyone STOP taking everything so GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY?
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