Monday, June 8, 2020

UFO'S ARE REAL

What's with these social media morons who keep posting blurry photos and saying UFO'S ARE REAL??

My question, Trekkies, Chicken Littles and Space Cadets:

Why are you telling me this?

What the HELL do you want ME to do about it?

1) Should I leave Mars and Milky Way candy bars outside my door every night?

2) Should I take up playing a theremin?

3) Should I post a sign saying "Alien Lives Matter?"

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