A foolish woman jumped a zoo fence to get a selfie with a jaguar. Somehow, the jaguar felt threatened.
WHAM. The jaguar lashed out and gave her a few deep scratches before she escaped with her life.
A fairly harrowing video captures her being attended to. Perhaps the most appalling scars on her are her "tramp stamp" tattoos visible above her ass.
What would YOU do if you read about this news on Twitter? TWEET a stupid REACTION meme? No, because you're not an IDIOT. You're not like these two, among others...
Everybody's a comedian, huh? This is how you push up the number of your FOLLOWERS, because there's no shortage of shit-for-brains who have no sense of humor, and keep laughing any time there's an animated gif of somebody doing a SAY WHAT expression.
No, I don't really give a damn how many followers I have on Twitter, y'all, so I have not, and I will NEVER post a REACTION meme.
Know wuttum sayin'? PEACE OUT.
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