Most quickie newspaper headlines say "Beloved Actress" or "Groundbreaking Star" or "Famed for JULIA Sitcom."
What does the LONDON DAILY MAIL do? It focuses on her "FOIUR" marriages.
Nosing in a close second, Bezos the Beezer's Washington Post. The dickhead's newspaper had a slant slightly different from AP news:
OLIVIA POPE?
Fortunately Diahann Carroll didn't live to realize that the most important thing she did with her life is to pave the way for OLIVIA POPE.
Hey Beatles, you paved the way for ONE DIRECTION!
Meanwhile back at THE FAIL...
Where were the proofreaders? They were probably checking over the more important gossip on Miley Cyrus, the Kardashians, or the Jenners. Is that Haddid or Hadeeed? Is that Meggin or Meghan?
Hey hey, they got "Diahann" and "Carroll" right, if not her achievements in life.
Oh, and yes, a huge number of staffer at the DAILY MAIL are busy monitoring comments so that nobody reacting to an article about Muslims shouting ALLAH AKBAR and killing people can point out that religious fanatic crime almost always involves Muslims shouting ALLAH AKBAR and killing people.
Hello, Paris. Sorry to see you all standing around looking bewildered and helpless because four of your police officers were stabbed to death by a berserk "recently converted" nutjob.
I think if Carlin was still around, he'd have to amend the "SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY" to include MUSLIM in a crime report.
"Let's remember, it's only a few who have hijacked a fine, fine religion." DUBYA.
"Huh?" DUBYA.
"Oh well." DUBYA.
"What can ya do." DUBYA.
"Hear my Dad's pun where David Copperfield becomes David Cop a Feel? Ha..." DUBYA.
"Whatever" EVERY MILLENNIAL NOT RELATED TO A MURDER VICTIM.
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