Thursday, March 12, 2015

Farcebook: Dicking Smothers

I'm not sure which is sadder, being on Facebook and asking to be "liked," or...

...discovering that your "fans" are idiots who toss your catch-phrase back in your face for the millionth time, or compliment you by telling you that you're a has-been. I mean, you couldn't be Dick's enemy and dick him much worse than those two lame remarks of faint praise.

On the positive side, if you do care about the guy, (one of the finest straight men of all time) you'll find that he's proudly showing off a pretty buff 70 year-old frame, and talking about his gym workout. It seems that for some people, the balance of using Facebook as a "favorite waste of time," tips higher than the downside of spam, insincerity, clueless remarks and the queasy realization you're spending too much time on Facebook.

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