Thursday, November 30, 2017

Matt Lauer Seen in Public

People want my take on Matt Lauer. Why would I take on Matt Lauer?

The guy turns out to be arrogant? If somebody paid YOU $25 million a year to be a smirking alarm clock for people who have trouble waking up at 7am, you'd be pretty smug, too.

People say he cheated on his wife and that's bad. Yes, because he's not a professional golfer. Today, Tiger Woods finished a round under par, and people are cheering wildly. People forget he was into hair-pulling, dirty talk and spanking? I know, as long as it wasn't at the U.S. Open.

Meanwhile, Matt Lauer can't use his office to cheat on his wife. So...where will he go? Has any photographer gotten a post-scandal photo of him??

"Fake news," says Donald Trump.

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