Thursday, December 7, 2017

Al Franken bitch-slapped into Resigning

This is a grim day for Democrats, for Liberals, for common sense, for people with a sense of humor, and for everyone who doesn't approve of witch hunts, villagers with torches, or mob pressure.

We lost one of the few people in the Senate who was NOT a professional politician, a corrupt puppet of the machine, or a deal-making ass-kissing sell-out weasel.

Al Franken was a maverick who literally fought THE GOOD FIGHT to become Senator of Minnesota over a well-oiled Republican incumbent. The citizens knew that in Al Franken, they were getting a realist who would cut through the bureaucracies as much as possible, work with the few other bright bulbs (like Bernie Sanders) and NOT reward the corrupt old school creeps who are behind most of America's elected officials.

Al Franken was hounded out of office primarily by a bunch of bitches. That's not a PC remark? Well, N.Y. Senator Charles Schumer, whose brain is as receded as his hairline, might tell you that Al Franken isn't nearly as witty as his twisted cousin Amy Schumer. God help us. Amy Schumer is considered FUNNY by some people.

Before and AFTER becoming a Senator, Al Franken was funny, and mostly in the tradition of Will Rogers and Mort Sahl and the rest of the acerbic stars of the now very distant past. Even the "awful" photo of Al Franken pretending to touch the well-protected Kevlar-vested breasts of a sleeping Playboy model...THAT was just edgy comedy. He wasn't a Senator at the time, and the joke was really on HIM, being such a desperate nerd that he (pretended) touching two solid inches of insulation was a turn-on.

Grow the FUCK UP. After that, a few whining ninnies complained that he "touched" their precious fannies. One dimwit cried that during a photo op, while her husband was taking a picture, Al's hand strayed to her bottom for a few seconds. Really? Ya think the 5'6" Mr. Franken is gonna risk a woman howling, "He touched me," in front of her HUSBAND? I don't recall if this incident was during Al's first run for office, or his re-election. Either way, this ass-touch incident is SHIT. That the nation gasped over it, is a sign of how insane this country has become in its PC humorless hypocrisy.

In an age when "ME TOO!" becomes a cover story in TIME, a few women complained that Al Franken tried to kiss them. A few women. How many? Two or three? And what's a kiss? Let's also remember, as others such as Dustin Hoffman are persecuted with pointed fingers and set-up assassination, that much of this happened well before the world decided that men shouldn't EVER behave like Rhett Butler or Marlon Brando anymore, and that pudgy E.L. James' books really DON'T reflect womens' secret desires to have a strong man take charge.

Yes, it's a good thing that big shot stars like Jeffrey Tambor and Charlie Rose are now aware that they need to bribe women with flowers and perfume and NOT just assume that being famous is an aphrodisiac. Sometimes, it's not. Not unless you're a rock star. You notice nobody's demanding Led Zep albums be pulled from stores because they took advantage of teenage groupies.

Franken has every reason to be bitter. HE is "thrown under the bus" by his own party, and these same do-gooders don't have the same indignation about Donald "Grab the Pussy" Trump. These masochistic wimps would rather tell the world, "look how we clean our own house" than do the REAL work and start shoveling at the garbage dump around them, which is much more loaded up with those anti-gay Republicans caught in mens rooms. Or THIS guy, State Senator Shortey:

Kirsten Jellybrain: are you going to go after that weirdo Roy Moore in Alabama now? Is that the deal? "Hey, I asked Al Franken to resign from the Senate, so now I expect YOU to resign from your Senate campaign. YOU were involved with underage girls years ago." I haven't seen you get up from your squat and stand up and make a speech about that guy.

In fact, Senator Jellybrain, I haven't seen much of you since you somehow became a New York Senator. First you spent a lot of time hiding behind Chuck "Where is the Microphone" Schumer. Then...then what? Frankly, having written to BOTH you and Schumer and NEVER EVEN GOTTEN A RESPONSE BACK, NOT EVEN A FORM LETTER, I think the two of you aren't qualified to wipe Al Franken's ass.

Where are your quotable, cutting remarks on the Senate floor? Where are your books full of wit and wisdom? When were you on Bill Maher's show telling truths (comic or just logical). What were YOUR qualifications when you ran for office other than being a female politician? And what HAVE you done for women's dignity besides bark about Al Franken? Doggone it. He was good enough, smart enough, and people LIKED HIM.

The bitches have ended the career of Al Franken, who along with Bernie Sanders, did more good work than the other 48 Senators combined. Meanwhile, bitches, Donald "Grab the Pussy" Trump is still running the country, and making "country" two words.

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