That's the reaction on social media to a wispy-haired waif sadly singing about the town slut stealing her man, and how despairing it is that society's warning signs are being ignored by people praying to a "neon God."
Meet Jadyn. The girl with the trendy misspelled name.
The parents of this little bit o' jailbait must be proud. As Simon Cowell might say, "Why, you're a LITTLE STAR!" Only she didn't have to get on a scary stage in front of judges for a "Got Talent" show as Jackie Evancho did. She didn't have to enter a beauty contest like the late Jon Benet Ramsey. She didn't have to send a demo to a record label.
Although she did appear on a Canadian "Hidden Talent" show and some other things, the general public had no idea who she was still her family began uploading to YouTube. Put your pedal to the pedo, and start peddling.
You remember Jackie Evancho. She was the child with a fairly adult and operatic voice. She sang age-appropriate songs and America fell in love with her. The darling became a winner, and even started putting out old-fashioned CD's. Here, with "JADYN" we find the new paradigm.
The idea is to sing AGE-INAPPROPRIATE songs like Dolly Parton's "Jolene." A girl who looks 10 is singing THIS:
He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
I'm begging of you: please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,
Please don't take him just because you can
She's also singing Paul Simon's grim and depressing tune, which, need I remind you, opens with this: "Hello darkness, my old friend..."
What the FUCK is a cute little blonde girl doing singing THAT?
Most pedophiles are dirty old men, aren't they? So Jaydn's repertoire seems to cater to them. While Jackie Evancho covered girly-girl numbers, THIS girl is singing songs performed by people who are now in their 60's and 70's. Their audience is that age, too. She's covered "Stairway to Heaven" and "Go Your Own Way," hits for Led Zep and Fleetwood Mac.
LOLITA poses? Sure...
She's also covered tunes by Katy Perry and Metallica, for slightly more virile perverts. As we know from the daily news, girls grow up FAST these days. They are taking nude selfies at 14 and showing them off on their cell phones. They have seen all kinds of R-rated movies, seen role models like Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus carry on half-naked or completely naked. They know how to take "safe search" off GOOGLE.
This is the new paradigm for the new age of instant pedo-satisfaction. Nearly 100,000 people are subscribers to little Jaydn's channel, and what do you think they want? They want a baby-faced miniature Stevie Nicks? They want Miley but instead of shaved pubes, NO pubes? They want someone semi-virginal singing "please don't take my man...he talks about you in his sleep."
Rolf Harris sits in a jail cell? Meanwhile all the Harper Valley Hypocrites are saying: "How cute, how talented," and drooling over a ten year old singing rock songs by Fleetwood Mac:
Loving you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things that I feel??
If I could
Maybe I'd give you my world
How can I
When you won't take it from me
You can go your own way...go your own way....
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