Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee: you need..."ASSHOLE"

Stephen Colbert called Rudy Giuliani a "DICK."

Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a "CUNT."

Are you laughing?

There isn't much except for a shock giggle when professional comedians indulge in dirty name-calling. The fictional Cyrano de Bergerac would've suggested to both of them, "color your discourse." Do something beyond the ordinary, and try and be witty.

Samantha Bee got far more headlines and indignation for calling the President's daughter a CUNT than Colbert did for calling the President's lawyer (and one time "America's Mayor" and 9/11 hero) a DICK.

Essentially, both words are the same: the most popular slang terms for genitalia.

What's the answer, asshole? Er, what's the answer: ASSHOLE!

EVERYONE has an asshole. Unlike "ass," which could mean a donkey, "asshole" is VERY specific, but it applies EQUALLY to men and women. And everybody loathes an asshole.

Women will tell you that the cunt is a noble and remarkable part of their body. It can expand to produce a baby. It gives LIFE. It also gives pleasure. Men, if they are sensitive, would admit that a kick in the groin is horrible, and the very thought of circumcision of penises produces the willies. (Yes, pun intended).

Why be juvenile and act like you don't appreciate your dick or cunt, or somebody else's?

The asshole? Not so much. Unless you've got hemorrhoids, you're not likely to think of your asshole too much, and if you do, it's likely to be a sigh of annoyance that everything has to stop for a visit to the toilet. In normal day to day sniffing, it's far more likely to be offended by the asshole than the dick or cunt.

SO? The answer is to use the universal ASSHOLE. Call Giuliani an asshole. Call Ivanka an asshole. Avoid SEXISM. Give it a try. What the fuck.