BILLY CRYSTAL HASHISH

Funny, Billy Crystal was on the cover of RAVE (the six-figure circulation magazine I edited, which was the Playbill of comedy clubs). He wasn't smoking a bong. He was wielding a baseball bat, actually. The guy who once took an at-bat at Yankees Spring training, deserved to have a more interesting cover photo than a portrait or a shot of him on stage holding a microphone. Anyway...

For some odd reason, he's now immortalized by CHEEBAS (a Canadian mail order outfit) via...

Why Billy Crystal of all people? And is there a "Crystal Meth" sold illegally in Florida? I have no idea, and I say that without having gone clueless from taking a hit off Billy Crystal Hash.

Maybe the idea is that after you smoke this stuff, any lady you're with becomes beautiful. "You look....mahvelous!"

Hopefully the hashish doesn't get you paranoid ("I hate it when that happens.")