Well, Paypal takes 25 cents as does eBay.
So the halfwit made half a dollar.
And the winning bidder....I bet it was that little devil Jeff Bezos! When are you planning on taking possession, Beez-elbub?
If I was Bezos, I might complain to eBay. This guy doesn't look like he HAS a soul. How do you get it out? Sit him on a toilet and pound his head with a hammer?
In case you're wondering, it is ILLEGAL on eBay to sell "intangibles," but sellers count on this: Ebay seems to have only a few "English as a second language" employees on Guam somewhere, who take a squint at "REPORT ITEM" violations.
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