The news today?
Two morons were fighting in a fast food restaurant. A white drunken bitch slapped a black football player, who clocked her into unconsciousness and walked out. She says he and his pals were making lewd remarks at her. HE says she a racist. HE (Joe Mixon) is also admitting it's never a good idea to hit a woman. He apologized for that, and he means it: especially now that he's looking to be signed by the NFL.
My news for Joe Mixon: the NFL endorses violence against women. And if they have any objections to a black man breaking the face of a white girl he never even meant, well, that kind of racist attitude requires some sensitivity training. Maybe Colin Klinkerknuckle, or whatever his name is, can give a speech about it. Or take a knee.
Or explain why he's still wearing his slave name on his Jersey when he's so upset about how awful this country is. Can't he at least be Colin X? It would be easier to sign his big fat paychecks that way.
Then we have Central Michigan University. Over there, they send out hilarious Valentine's Day cards saying: "My love 4 U burns like 6 million Jews."
Millennials don't know how to spell FOUR or YOU, and besides it takes 2 long.
Spokeswoman Sherry Knight told the press the school is 'deeply disappointed' in how their College Republicans club behaved, in sending out gift bags with the cards in them. Who knows who put the cards in? Everyone's denying they know.
At least they aren't denying the Holocaust. They're just making fun of six million people who were abused, starved and tortured to death.
Sherry would be the first to point out that they'd NEVER make fun of Muslims. Because if they did, Central Michigan University would be a pile of ashes.
So, why indeed, bother to even glance at today's headlines? They are not going to be pleasant. UNLESS...they have been censored!
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