Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Feb 8th - THE CENSORED NEWS

You don't want to read the important news of the day...

That BEYONCE is pregnant, and ADELE just looks like she is.

That the President of Italy announced he's a fan of Donald Trump. (This is the country that gave us Mussolini).

That Putin poisoned another rival, just as he poisoned the USA election.

That pudgy effeminate James Corden is hosting the Grammy Awards because he was so giddy playing car karaoke with jerks even less talented than himself.

That one day it can be 50 degrees and the next, a BLIZZARD with 12 inches of snow.

The only news you can enjoy is CENSORED NEWS.

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