Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Feb 7 - the CENSORED NEWS

Entertainment news used to be positive. "Wow, a new album from...Bob Dylan!"

Yeah. The new Bob Dylan album in the news: TRIPLICATE. THREE discs loaded with his mediocre covers of "standards." He's doing "These Foolish Things," which Bryan Ferry covered back in 1973.

In 1970, Ringo Starr recorded "Sentimental Journey." Who'd think Bob would be borrowing concepts from old Ringo Starr albums?

Rod Stewart began his tedious collection of FIVE "Great American Songbook" covers in 2002. Paul McCartney, ten years later, 2012, offered "Kisses on the Bottom." Which could've been titled, "Kiss my ass...you HAVE to buy this if you collect EVERYTHING I've done or the Beatles have done..."

The rest of the entertainment news? It's usually about a bad movie everybody is supposed to love ("LA LA LAND"). We also get to see the latest "wardrobe malfunction" from a talentless reality show bimbo or somebody BOUGHT by the media, like this Gigi Hadid creature who has the rich Daddy.

As always, the NEWS is really better left unread. Or, read only if it's been CENSORED.

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